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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Feb 2020, 23:39, archived)
# My GF does it for free. but thx
Don't touch my skinny jeans!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha
My kids would heartily agree
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! XLVII .uk, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:11, archived)
# None of these modern trousers pull up far enough, where do they think the waist is, just above the hips? Ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:22, archived)
# IKR?
A GOOD waistband should cover your nipples all proper-like.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 1:11, archived)
# I like to fasten my belt up around my throat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 12:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:56, archived)
# This oughtta cheer you RIGHT UP!
Imagine relaxing on the patio right now...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 15:51, archived)
# I will find you, and I will end you, I WILL END YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 16:39, archived)
# FUCKING DUCKZESES.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 21:40, archived)
# I dare you to post this over there and tag someone
tenor.com/view/reno-911-reno911-gif-4198084
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:25, archived)
# Nice thigh action!
The rest is simply awful!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 23:59, archived)
# Your simply awefull
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 0:10, archived)
# low waists are just a sign of austerity, material is too expensive for manufacturers so they market the style as fashionable
Hip level waist = austerity trousers
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:10, archived)
# Yes, sign me up for the anal wardrobe check!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:40, archived)
# don't
you need James Herriot for one of those?
(ceebs, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:21, archived)
# My Bermuda shorts collection will be safe though surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 0:49, archived)
# Go to www.b3ta.com for some awesome trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:17, archived)
# Tell 'em Ed sent you
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 3:15, archived)
# Made by thetans
(97800, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:37, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:22, archived)
#
safety first sign
(MRS2, Fri 28 Feb 2020, 13:23, archived)
# You can, if you wanna,
safety dance
You can leave your friends behind...
(alloydog, Sat 29 Feb 2020, 10:20, archived)
# \o/-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 4:35, archived)
# Dear Mariella,
I am a father of two, well over 40 years old. Am I allowed to leave the house wearing trackpants?
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 1 Mar 2020, 8:14, archived)