afternoon all



they're a bit small...
my site
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

arf
you look all grown-up!
( butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:35, archived)

quick!
to the off-licence! ;)
( rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)

go on!
get yer mate to video tape it or sommit... would make a great laugh!
( SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)

Things that would be good to do on film
It would be good to buy bog-roll and ask the lady at the counter "What is the proper use of this?"

Ask the lady at the pharmasy why they have a veriaty pack of tampons - surley you would know after a few times what one to go for?

Ask the pharmacy where you can score some weed

Goto the pub and ask to 'borrow' a pint, you'll return it with interest later. FACT: Some stranger told me to do that while in the pisser

errm.... im sure they are more.... how about asking to interview someoen who works in a convenance store 'for a school project'. Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

Watch you read a dictionary?

( butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

go on be nice, even if it is a chore
( Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

I suppose I could just ignore it
it just makes my brain bleed, that's all.
And I'm an old bitch.
( butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

don't worry,
I'm with you on this. The inability to spell gets right on my tits.
( Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

The Zebra did it
Bah'boom.

/me gets his coat.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

It turns out
the Zebra did it.



* flicks over to next page on 1001 jokes for kids *
( djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

I got there first
And your punishment is the following fact.

"Great minds think alike"
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

fools...
post to b3ta

Hang on, that's not right...
( LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

comedy
gold. I can't believe you're giving this stuff away for free ;)
( rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

withering looks
don't make exciting viewing...
( thorpe www.zippyzither.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

...
>Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.

Well that's the latter part covered.
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
Did you actualy cut it out? or 'chop it?
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)

cut it out.. hence the size

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:36, archived)

that's very good
cutting
( Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

cheers.

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

Your Are
Fantastic.

F@CT...

Nice website too
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

i need to "chill" i had exams today =(

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

What exam was it?

( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

triple science
(modualar)
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

Hmmm..
You don't happent o be year 10 do you? We just did some exams like that..
( dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

OK, here is what you need to awnser
My Relgion states that it is all gods fualt.

to every awnser...

I wonder what they would do about that?
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

fail you?
( Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

My religion says its true
name me ONE teacher who would argue with that? they can't.

They arn't aloud to contractdict religion.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

they can contradict
idiocy though.
( Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

Not if it's your relgion

( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

So
when they ask, what relgion are you?
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

"We don't belive in names"
Or say "We are thinking of a name"
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:09, archived)

Oh-kay
and I imagine you believed the bollocks about putting Jedi down as your relgion on the last census.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

Is that a registared religion?
You could pretend to be the sad git on the last animiatrix film.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:20, archived)

if it's not the printed answer
it's wrong. and you'd lose marks for spelling :P
( the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)

Well that just shows
how god-damn-stupid the system is.

I wasn't aloud to use the computer in IT untill I wrote down a page on how i'ld go about doing whateva I was going to do.

We are talking about making some text Bold / Colours...

I only turned up for one lesson a month, did the months work, the substitute-teacher accused me of cheating. I then proceded to do it all infront of her again of a lunch-time detention.

She said I was free to go, so I said "Happy now?" - she gave me another hour's detention.

I crashed all the win 3.1 network.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

Mr Evans
the geography teacher. He'd argue with that.
( thorpe www.zippyzither.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:01, archived)

You are a b3ta regular
having a laugh

icmfp
(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)

Yup, you could make a b3ta religion
that celebrates all things fluffy.

Im semmi seriouse, I got loads of teachers to back down on all manor of subjects.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

Threadjack
how many replys can you chain up?
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

I guess it depends on the number
of words
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

or does it?
I don't know
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:14, archived)

My words are getting
crushed
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

Eventualy
they'll all be on a new line each
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

And that would be
pritty cool
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

oh mannnn
mine start properly tomorrow! what did you have today? calm yourself... surely gcses don't REALLY count for anything!
( kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)

GCSEs
are easy.
*FACT*

And they're not too important, so try not to get stressy.
( Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

They don't
unless you want to go on to A-levels/whatever...

IE: They're important to you in terms of what you choose to do next, but they're not particularly important beyond that (unless it's another language or something useful like that).
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

which i do...
i blimmin hate exams i do
( kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

Don't worry
do your revision and you'll be fine - results don't matter, just passes.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

my head hurts




that is all
( kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

Sleep.
Sleep is gooood, don't sit in front of a computer screen/TV when your brain and eyes are tired, just go to sleep - it's absolutely the best way to relax before exams.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

tcha
i failed an exam today. and it's part of a degree.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

haha
If only my printer worked. Woo you for giving it a go tho.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

oooh
did you use a scalpel type cutting instrument?
( Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

i did

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

hehe
I wish I could cut half as straight as that.. Fortunately I've not needed to do much cutting since primary school..
( Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

you wouldn't need to cut straight
more curvy i'd say...
( new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:42, archived)

oh hush
obviously my cutting is so bad, I cannot even find the words to express it properly!
( Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)

Curvy rulers
for curvy lines
( Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)

ever so dashing
twirl them a bit and impress the ladies
( butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

that`s
effin` A-1!


let`s all do one!
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)

You're a bit of
young lad aren't you.

Do you want some sweets?

*rustle of paper bag secreted in pocket*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:37, archived)

Can I have the ones he doesn't eat..
Please..?
( dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

No,
but I have some puppies in my car...
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

Sure..
/follows into car..
( dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

Why should'nt you accept sweets from strangers?
today they are mostly rapped up anyway.

And if there drugs, all-the-better.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:38, archived)

What kind of fool gives away free drugs?
Eh?
( dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

My point
exacly.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

these people do
www.freedrugs.com
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

I clicked..
And it kind of exists..
( dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

i had that exact same thought
a mate offers you drugs and wont stop till you take it. if its that good why are they giving it away?
/mind piss
(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:17, archived)

arrgghh! paedo!
burn his legs!
( Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

ooh ooh
can I have the furry one, that's got stuck to the bag for months please, Uncle Bovine
( Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

Ooo
can I haf a sweetie mister?
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

plz can i have a red one

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)

Honestly,
you people sicken me...
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:41, archived)

obviously
you've already eaten the red ones, as everyone knows strawberry is the nicest flavour?
( Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:46, archived)

Blackcurrant
is the nicest flavour.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:47, archived)

only
in ribena.
( Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

noooo
i always go for the green ones
( kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

You freak!
No-one likes the green ones!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

i know!
but it means there are always lots for me. i am greatly opposed to the combination of the yellow and green ones in opal fruits to make way for a blackcurrant one...
( kikilookeylikey, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)

Green smarties
am the bestest

Except for orange ones obviously.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)

Unless
they're the special limited edition ones with little pictures of aliens and spaceships on. They taste HORRID!
( Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

Ooh yeah
I'd forgot about them, they were right manky n 'orrible.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

unless
the thing that is flavoured is crisps.
( Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

any
peanut-brittle?

/old man
( thorpe www.zippyzither.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:40, archived)

are those the sweets
I saw you fishing out of the urinal earlier?
( LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)

It's the look
of mild shock that makes it
( Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:39, archived)