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[challenge entry] yum yum...profits

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(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Good ol Ken Clarke
he got all those chinese kids smoking, after all..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Very very
true.

serious question to the smokers on this board - why? that's not meant to be preachy or anything, i just can't understand the reasons
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)
# smoking sucks!
dude!
(bloke, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Ditto
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# smoking tastes like crap
dude!
(bloke, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# it's fucking cool though
all the coolest people smoke.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)
# its not coool
ITS GAAY dude dude dud dude dude DUDE!
(bloke, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# smoke menthol or strawberry then
dude!!!11!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# smoking makes you gay
FACT
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# no, kissing
a man makes you gay.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# unless
you're a lady. then it makes you not-gay.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# what about ponies?
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# that makes
you posh.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# what about
a lady kissing a man but the man thinks the lady is a man as well?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# that makes
them robots.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)
# smoking makes you a twat
DUDE!!!
(bloke, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Oh.
Well, that would explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)
# You're addicted
And you know it
(kryptik, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)
# I maybe that
but my name ain't ted
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)
# No I'm not
I smoke occasionally, normally about once a fortnight. Like I say, I enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I can't understand
how it's enjoyable, but if you do, fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Thats sad -
at least the 20 a dayer's have a proper nicoteine addiction.
(Symball, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# i don't smoke
but i can see why people do it. it does look cool, and if you are on your own smoking you still look like you are doing something, whereas if you are sat on your own not smoking you look a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# it's grate
it makes u look cool as fuck lol
and pull lots of chicks
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Not reeeally a smoker
but I think you have to die of something. May as well be that! Drinking is just as bad for you but no-one sees it as antisocial. Too many people have sticks in their asses!! I do see why it is stupid though and I definitely don't think it looks cool - nice smoker breath a bit of a turn off on a bloke. (unless it's blow!)
(funkylins, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)
# the reason drinking isn't seen as antisocial
while smoking is is that you don't get second-hand booze. unless, like me, you go to car-boot sales.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# But you get people falling
over and being sick on you and hitting you and then crying and banging their heads.
(funkylins, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)