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# why do giraffes have such long necks?

because they're filthy pervs!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Woo!
Evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# evening
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# talking
dont no why do thay
(prince, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:44, archived)
# You
what?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:45, archived)
# no
but if you take a short cut via the lolly lady you can avoid evil Mr apricot
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:46, archived)
# and go straight to
Mornington...

oops, sorry, wrong....

..nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:49, archived)
# you lost me with that one
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Mornington Crescent.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# ditto
there's been references to mornington cresent recently but they've all gone over my head
(nothing unusual)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:51, archived)
# mornington crescent
is the greatest game ever played
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# and we've
been there!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:57, archived)
# me too.
there are mice.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:00, archived)
# you can say that
about anywhere on the underground though
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:01, archived)
# actually, i met an authentic nigerian scamster there.
he was telling us he needed money for a ticket or something which he then said he already had or something like that and went round in such a way that i can't remember but it was blatent he wasn't being honest. sadly, he didn't offer me millions of dollars if i helped him.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:02, archived)
#
www.ciphergoth.org/writing/mornington.html
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# that is so against the rules!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Ba-pssch.
A proper game of Mornington Crescent is good to bemuse people with for a bit, but you should always tell 'em when they ask directly.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# i disagree
i think it's much better to just be incredibly blatant. i resent the way that so many people get angry as soon as they get confused. confusion is something to savour
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I have to agree
insofar as when I first came upon Mornington crescent on the board, I was more perplexed than a monkey with seven seperate cocks. But I spazzed, lurked, and asked surreptitiously, and slowly learned the anti-rules.

/edit *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:08, archived)
# bah,
listen t't'radio.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:12, archived)
# thank you
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:03, archived)
# hahahah.
that's just great. and i love the shifty eyes.

haaaaaaaaaa haha
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# woo!
you should write a kids book and illustrate it. you really should.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# about
filthy pervs? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:42, archived)
# kids
gotta learn sometime, especially before they're 19 12.

"jennifer and the filthy pervs", i can see it now.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:42, archived)
# i could model
for some of the pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:46, archived)
# which character?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# *saying nothing*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# She could probably
model for either...

/ducks, fast
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# or both
with an assortment of wigs
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:49, archived)
# And at the same time
with some good CGI.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# it could have
a "pull here" tab that made the eyes move shiftily :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# yes!
i'd completely forgotton about books which did that
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:52, archived)
# That
would rock.
(tomsk, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:56, archived)
# heh heh heh
that's fantastic

EDIT: ooh look at that it animates as well (damn IE/dial up/combination of the two)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# woo!
your stuff's always ace
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# you know
i miss sunshine elephant and his mad mashes
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha!
yay for pervy giraffes!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# they have to be
otherwise their neck goes limp and drags along the ground

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# really?
so giraffes have permanently stiff necks? coo...i never knew that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# giraffes have the fastest breathing rates on any mammal.
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# except an orgasmic
beaver

0% of Anything resembling truth
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# "Orgasmic beaver".
Now there's a good name for a band.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# there on the stair
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:50, archived)
# and
the same amount of vertabrea in their necks as humans (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Yep.
C'est un fact de percent 100.
(tomsk, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:57, archived)
# heheheh
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Yes
This is true

doighty poivy barstards

WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
That is awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:40, archived)
# He he he...
Wooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# have a bucket of joy!
(Rich Chestmat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:44, archived)
# that's fab, that is
!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:45, archived)
# ooh!
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:46, archived)
# what a
wonderful thing!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
I love the shifty eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Hah hah hah
Quality.

On a side note, my Chinese Takeaway was bloody gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:47, archived)
# ha haaa haa!
so they are! he's so shifty :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:00, archived)
# woo
just too good
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:17, archived)
# glorious!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha...
that is wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 22:57, archived)
# yesh!
and again, yesh!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)