Well, my girlfriend would certainly use this....


Hastily 'shopped, as I'm sure someone will have beaten me to it...

edit: FP on day one? *brushes fleck of dust from lapel, preens*
(Lovettia sealii, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

nicely done
welcome to the public side of the board
( Darkedge, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

heh

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

Hello and welcome
pull up a chair and mind the kittens.
( vulga The time sponsored by Team Bumrape is, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

funny
thats all
( Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

Love the buttons!!!

(Fluffster Owner of UK#1 BF2 clan www.ukmarinecore.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

This is one of those hypnotic woos, that you just get stuck watching.
The other 2 are;
Bouncing breasts,
Brian Blessed.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)

and the
bovine fat boy eating soup/gruel....whatever it was..
( dr_and_quinch, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)

So very very true
you might want to edit it and make it a compo entry, though :)
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

my girlfriend
fell asleep half way through the matrix and then declared it was shit because she didn;t understand what was going on

edit - where are my manners.... very good old chap
( OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

sounds reasonable to me.
I do that quite alot
( pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)

Aye
But she's right though, The Matrix is Sh!te
(Nigel Meek's Incredibly High Waistband, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)

why dont you bash
Star Wars, The Godfather, Citzen Kane and Wizard of Oz while your at it?

Edit: Not gay, those little dancing men just make me laugh lots
( OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

Hahahahah
That's fab. You forgot the 'what's on tehe other side' button.
( sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

It's all
wires and transformers and electronic bits. You would not understand it.
( dr_and_quinch, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

hee hee!
I'd buy that!
( Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

damn it -
us ually I pour scorn on the whole dumb woman thing - but i would quite like a remote like that, ta.
Yay for de-lurking! Welcome.
( pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

You'll incur Dr Phil's wrath if you're not careful! ;-)
I hjate it when I type my message in the subject line and have nothing to say in the message.
Ummm... I'm, flying over to cambridge for the weekend. What's to do there?
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

you could get
a degree?
( pep, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

The weekend degree courses
are notoriously booked up this time of year but you may get a late cancellation.
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)

or all three if you're lucky

( Slim is an infrequent visitor these days, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)

excellent
welcome!
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

It needs buttons for
"What did he just say?"
"Is this the one with the machine gun?"
"Well that was just stupid."

And many more
(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

is that a goody
or a baddy?
(benito vaselinni, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)

I've got
a patent pending for one of those
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

s'gonna
go viral methinks
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)

Very good

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)

that's wonderful!

( robh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

Thats Brilliant
pure kless
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson chuffs, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

you
little star!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)