Marvel...
...are forced to slash their budget for the forthcoming Superman 5 film but decide no-one will notice the difference anyway...



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( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)

Hahahahahahaahaah
:) nice .... hehehehehehe
(juckle03, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)

Thread Jack
I've had my computer for about 8 months now, I download 'warez' and recive loads of emails with attachments.

Im about to Virus-Check for the first time - place your bets.


//Edit - 1 hard disk filled more-or-less 100% with them, another about 70% - both 120GB.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

did you
give your email address out to get hold of the warez?
( JustHere, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

Yes, I download them of websites like www.Warez.com
and sign up to all there newsletters =P
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)

"off"
"their"

"minge-flinger"

if you're gonna download stuff, you should scan it before it's installed!
( JustHere, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)

I was being sarcastaic,
most of it is Torrent and IRC.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)

and he was correcting your spelling
1-1
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)

why?

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)

because he can

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:40, archived)

the Just here man can

he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)

oh fuck...
that mademe laugh harder than anything else I've seen all night!

really off to bed now
( JustHere, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)

Why?

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)

troublesome
two's is it
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)

Why?

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

i bet
you get bored of waiting 5 minutes into the scan and close it.
( jeffcapeshop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

Is the virus checker warez too?

( High Lord Phanty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)

Nah',
Its the latist version of Panda from www.Download.com with all the updates.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)

8 months?????
you puter is 6 months out of date bin it and get a new one
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)

I have
a celeron P2 366 mhz.
is that out of date yet?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)

A Celeron P2?
Blimey.
( tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)

Blimey
what?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)

I didn't think there was such a thing,
but it's late, I could be mistaken. I'm off anyway, night all.
( tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)

well it's Intel Celeron
and I'm fairly sure it's got some PII in there somewhere.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

okay then

( 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)

and you work
as a computer programmer? Fuck, that frightens me.
( barnesy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)

if he's a programmer
how does he spell the code with no problems but basic english is asking too much?
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)

I know you probaly don't belive me,
but I rarely make mistakes when typing code - I find it alot easyer than english.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)

how about you start all your posts
10 PRINT "I speak perfect English"?
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)

10 PRINT "I speak perfect English"
Ok then.... but im blaming you if I get flamed
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

no problem
good luck
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)

Web-Dev

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)

Not counting
macro viruses in Microsoft Office, there are currently zero known viruses for MacOS X.

/smug
( matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)

dammit
what a waste... think of the beautiful effects they could put into OSX virii!
( JustHere, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)

that's because no fucker uses them

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)

ooh
bad man you
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)

what about
all those people with macs? 4% of computer users or some similar figure.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)

Well,
none of the hoi palloi, anyway :P
( matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:45, archived)

I was going to say something along those lines,
but couldn't be arssed.

If you drag the CD drive into the dustbin, it opens up the CD-Tray. Apparently you can do that with there equivelent to 'my computer'.
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:47, archived)

Err...
No. In OS X, you drag volumes you want to eject to the eject icon.

Edit: and even in older versions of the Mac, when you could do that as a quick way of removing a volume, it still makes a fuckload more sense than having shutdown in your 'start' menu.
( matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

or
press the eject button on the keyboard.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

Would it work like an actionman toy?

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)

why would it?
it's an eject button.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

ticket to hell...
...have a nice stay
(-Ironic Ferret-, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)

He's dribbled down his bib
again
( High Lord Phanty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)

He's coming to get you.
...and the last thing you'll hear will be the squeaky wheel on the front left of his wheelchair.

Straight to Hull
( Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)

I think I can here something?
Ah yes, it's the gates of hell opening.
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)

Yeah well
I was going there anyway. Might as well be at the expense of TIMMAH!!!!
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)

Hawkins is my hero.
Did you know he can do maths in his *head*?

Spooky
( Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)

Yeah but what about Hawking?

( High Lord Phanty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

Sorry,
was I talking about someone else?

You know, that dude who can do maths in the *bath*.

Spooky
( Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

Shane Hawkins?
from Eastbourne?
( High Lord Phanty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)

Where in the blue fuck
is Eastbourne?
( Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)

what a lovely
turn of phrase
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:37, archived)

when you leave london, turn left
and it's 60 miles in the other direction
( JustHere, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)

i don't get that
but still i laughed.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)

You dont get it
because
A) you're ugly
B) Ginger
and c)

NO, wait! You wazzn't talking about sex were you?
( Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)

well done dude,
kick me while i'm down.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:42, archived)

Best way in my reckoning..
Otherwise you might get a kicking *back* :)
( Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)

*kicks mike*

( popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)

hahahh
one thing he cant do is

do maths when *jogging*

Spoogy
( Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)

LOL
who is Hawkins anyway?
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)

He ran over my foot once.
100% of etc.
( tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

i saw him
when i was in Ireland once.
Quiet chap.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)

Fucking heavy
though.
( tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)

That's all the numbers..
Except zero. That weighs precisely fuck all.
( Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)

so can i.
but - true fact - it's pissing down outside so i can't go home.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

pah, fool.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)

Marvel?
Pfff...
( wayward., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)

hangon, yeah!
superman is DC.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)

Oh
rat's cocks. Oh well no-one's perfect...
( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)

no worries dude...
the fact that i knew that is leading me towarsd self-harm anyway.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)

Owwie !!! My Foot !!!

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

OMG
i have an idea
(Glotty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

OMG WTF NO WAY!!
=D hee hee. sorry. what is it, might i ask?
(-Ironic Ferret-, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

u
soon shall see, and u may even give me my ticket to hell if so deserved :P
(Glotty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)

i'll contact Brittish Airways
they'll have your express ticket ready in about two minutes

and good luck *salute*
(-Ironic Ferret-, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)

I can't be arsed to make it
but has someone photoshopped "A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME by joey deakin"???
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)

Is there any need
now you've posted that sentence?

'Night.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)

no
goodnight
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)

Seperated at Birth?
Were they?


( Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)