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zeppelin

watermelon

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buttercup, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

cranberrys

happy baby orangutans

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pep, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

ahahahah!

it works.

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pep, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

my bet is:

a new function that blocks all vegetables.

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

CARROT

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wayward., Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

it's pronounced

'b3ta'

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

awww how cute

an old fashioned chevron :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

watermelon.

perhaps an auto-frontpager for erotic exotic fruits?

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

aha!

but now, we can't say watermelonsocks!

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

fucksocks

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

Parsnip

(Astatine, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

mushroom mushroom!

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Or is it?, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

It's a kale!

(Astatine, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

According to EU regulations

carrots are actually fruit.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

What percentage of fact is that?

(Astatine, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

that'll

be half the boarders gone then

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Tedmus, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

what an

interesting comment...

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

what does?

WHAT? What does? eh?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

these always make me curious

and I can never figure it out

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kitty meow meow, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

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Pootle, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

banana

gravy

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

baby

gravy

(Charlie big bananas, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

that's quite a spice noonerism

you've got thing goere

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

watermelonsocks

cranberryymints

bah. the lingo is destroyed!

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

cnutapples

arseberries

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thebear is thebear, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

baz is going to go BALLISTIC

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

fcuk baz

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thebear is thebear, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Cunting watermelon bollocks

Ha ha ha, this is fun and its making it an enjoyable twenty or so minutes.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

fuckbubble

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Tedmus, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

arse plenisher

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

It would seem that it's not very good on plurals.

It didn't get the plural of bollock, did it?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

cranberry cranberry eh whats going on?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

haha!
cranberry cranberry cranberry

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

watermelon badgers

they cranberry nobbers

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

with a big

stick

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

oh, can it you stupid

pomegranate!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

ooh!

it's more widespread than I thought.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

Here's what he could look like if he sees this

Mr. Angry

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

tattie

water

(Charlie big bananas, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

but its the most fun I've had

ALL DAY.
cranberrys!

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pep, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

is this a permanent thing?

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

It had better not be.

cunting fucking bollocks!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

and how did that happen.

i'm being victimised by fruit.

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Hmm

watermelon cranberry arse

/edit - looks like only the words, adding 'ing'on the end gets around it.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

dunno yet.

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pep, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

hang on...

is this a swearing thing?
i am utterly confused.

edit - it's very clever.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

not if you spell it cnut

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thebear is thebear, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

not forgetting

some people here have domain names with words like that in. www.fucksocks.co.uk for example...

edit - oooh, and it still works! watermelon (testing)

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barnesy, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

aww shucks

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stevierar, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

cuntbastard mingeflaps fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

cuntcuntcunt
YOUR ALL GAY you cunting cockarsebadgers

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

what did you do to get round it?

cranberry.

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

cranberry

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

you can say cock

but you can't say watermelon on it's own.

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pep, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

just means

i'll have to swear twice as much.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

it means i'll have to make

big red flashing GIFs instead of using text.

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

i'm a cunting genius

you shitheaded cuntgrenade

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

it only looks for cranberry not cunts

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thebear is thebear, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

it did up there

it got translated "watermelonflaps"

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

My gran used to make the

best baby gravy - it made sunday roasts complete..

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

cranberry

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

cranberry

cranberry? how crude!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

Imagine that

a watermelon the size of a zeppelin.
on a stick.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

it would never work

the pips would be so big that they would decrease air-buoyancy. They would make handy surfboards for people suffering from gigantism though.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

wait, what happened to the cranberry?

two fruits not random sounding enough for you?

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Or is it?, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

I'm not...

...falling for that again!

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sick_boy, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

this is going to be fun

let's see how long the mods leave this one up?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

all day by the looks of it

;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

not long, probably.

though he'll probably delete the whole board if he feels like it.

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

Calm down

you're going to give yourself an ulcer.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

he's going to

cranberryflaps

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

are you being ironic?

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wayward., Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

stop moaning

grumpy old bear

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munkt0n, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

isn't it a mod?

it is user number 1

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Or is it?, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

i believe

"administrator" is the term you're looking for

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buttercup, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

I'll say you're right

because if i say anything else, you'll edit it out anyway
:)

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Or is it?, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

administrators

kick mods arses right?
like FOR FUN?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

actually

we often "flip out" and kill people

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buttercup, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

i totally just shit my pants thinking about that

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Or is it?, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

squeak

(_*_)

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

Congratulations on your self-restraint

I thought you'd have used the word 'deity' or something.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Let it go,

relax.
You do know that that is Cal doing some testing of some sort, don't you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

I love it when Cal does testing of some sort

I get all excited, like at Christmas.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

test

cranberry
cranberry

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buttercup, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

watermelon

cranberry

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A good man, and thorough, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

arse

shit

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A good man, and thorough, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

Yay

I'm not going mad

Edit: Or I'm going mad enough to believe it's real. Stand back everyone

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Dogtanian, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

z-z-z-z-zeppelin,

everbody knows, z-z-z-zeppelin.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

What's changed?

I always get de-ja vu when you change something.......

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

I don't remember

there being a "Watermelon Song". A "Lemon Song", certainly.

(Astatine, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

watermelon tree, very pretty

ant the watermelon flower is sweet,
but the fruit of the poor watermelon is a thing one can not eat.

err...

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Or is it?, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

there's a

coconut tree song that is fun to sing.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

Mango

Starfruit

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

cocks

big hairy cocks

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AndyK, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

enough of your day dreaming

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rob, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

i know a fella

who, legend has it, has a hairy shaft.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

test

cranberry
cuntymints

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buttercup, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

cock off

cock off cock off cock off cock off cock off cock off

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rob, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

off cock?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

cock on

/karate kid

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Or is it?, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

so cranberry is bad but cuntymints is good?

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_null_, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

'Scuse me sir.

What's going on? I nonly just got here and I'm confused.

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Mullet Over, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

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Pootle, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

minty

cranberry?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

this is an outrage!

We are being censored!

You bunch of carrots!
(it doesn't work on usernames yet)
;)
or on the plural of the word.

Poor Baz will have a break-down.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

watermelon shit

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

cranberry piss tits wank

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

balls cranberry zeppelin

watermelon hell this is a cranberry

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Does this effect twatmangle then?

This could effect my favourite movie quote...

Hey shit kicker, you're a cranberry hair away from hillbilly heaven

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

cranberry

cranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberrycranberry

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

what the watermelon hell is going on around here

you zeppelins

(yakmonkey, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)