This is so wrong
I am a very......well, lets just say I haven't had alot of sex. So, I am still learning things. The newst thing I learned was that girls squirt. How did I come upon learning this you ask? Well, I was having sex with my now ex bf one day and I felt it get really wet down there. I thought he pissed on me so I pushed him off of me and I told him he was sick. He asked me what he did and I told him that it was one thing to blow his load but to piss inside of me was just gross. That is when he told me that he felt something squirt at his balls. He thought I pissed on him.....after some investigation we have desided that it wasn't piss at all....apparently I can squirt! That is so gross. I never knew girls did that!!!

From the I didn't know it did that! challenge. See all 222 entries (closed)

(Camron, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:21, archived)

I HAVE LEGS
LOOK AT ME!!!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:22, archived)

OMG!!!!!
me too!
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)

no?
You lie?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:24, archived)

nope seriously,
I had to save up for ages, but then i found some going cheap on the bay,



so i thought wow! a cross between legs and baby birds, a girls' gotta have em!
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)

legs and baby birds hmm.
baby bird = chick
legs = legs
chegs

YOU GOT A PAIR OF KEITH CHEGWINS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)

just one of mine
works at the moment
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)

which one,
Keith or

chegwin?
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)

um chegwin

( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)

well
thats ok then!
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)

haha you bumgay, what did you do?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)

dislocated my
kneecap
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)

well that was silly
how'd you manage that?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:33, archived)

daughter (2 1/2)
fell onto my leg and made my knee cap go click pop

aaarrrgghhh

and learn some new words
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:36, archived)

ah i see
sorry to hear, but glad it's nearly fixed
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)

well thats
when the plaster comes off, it then goes into a brace
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)

ah,
well i hope it's a speedy recovery from here on in
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)

me too
it would of been in plaster for a week longer but i am off to poland a week today so they had to take it off before i flew
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:42, archived)

snigger
do you swear in b3tan? "fucksocks" and so on?
(Lord Gibbon, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:39, archived)

sometimes
but i think some of us who have been here a while do it without thinking
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)

i'm constantly calling people "bumsexual" and saying "arse candles"
although recently "knob stockings" has been a high climber in the charts
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:42, archived)

this is one of my favs


(shameles pearoast)
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)

aargh
mindpiss!
( expf it's the Brain Jonestown Antimacassar, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)

I believe the correct term would be,
Mind-squirtie.
(brazzin, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)

i keep saying
"cockbadgers" under my breath at work when i get annoyed. I think the people in my office think I've gone a bit Sapphire and Steel..
( expf it's the Brain Jonestown Antimacassar, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)

I say it out loud
without thinking about it
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:53, archived)

I prefer 'fucksticks'
And the old classcis, 'cockbadger' and 'twunt'.
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)

if thats what you kids are calling them these days then


yes!
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)

what was it about the ferret that made you want to share that?
*confused*
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)

welcome to life baby

( harpski, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)

I think you have the wrong website
Please have a read of our FAQ before you carry on.

Cheers.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)

why the name change?

( harpski, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)

Just while
the mood takes me.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)

carry on then
was just curious
( harpski, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)

nicely said

( dotmund shut up dotmund, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)

did you sell it on ebay?

( lemonhead, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:24, archived)

pfft

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)

haha

(Spundlemoon, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)

sell it on the net and

( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)

Well
that's hardly very constructive, is it?
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)

been waiting
for a reason to post it i shall be more fluffy
have a monkey

( Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)

awww
he's blushing
(NewWhit : Paul Club, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)

he looks flushed!
what has he been up to?
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)

Upon closer examination..
..it is indeed.
( Rob T Firefly jammed out the fucks, motherkickers, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 17:02, archived)

hrmm
*crawls under a rock and dies*

thanks.
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)

Hmm...
...it's an interesting compo entry, but I don't think it'll win.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)

touching
*more of this please

* maybe not
( tweaknik, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)

Sweeeet jesus

( The Duke of Prunes, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)

I hope
you and your ejaculatory fluids live a happy and prosperous life together.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:32, archived)

a lucrative career in pr()n beckons...

( custard needs a reset button for his life, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:36, archived)

ew
Porn is gross. I just thought my story was funny. I guess not to many ppl are as wierd as me.....and there is nothing wrong with me being a 21 year old single mum. Excuse me if I don't like to be beat on!!
(Camron, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

21 year old single mum!!!
I refuse to make a comment
(Lord Gibbon, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:37, archived)

No you don't

( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:53, archived)

bottle it and send us all a vial of it

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)

we all needed to know that.
Now excuse me while I pour some bleach down my ear.
(1, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)

It's worst
when it goes up your nose.
( nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 16:54, archived)

wow
I'm replying from monday. I'm so c00l and l337 an evrything!!oneonetwo testing
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)