i'm tired, possibly hallucinating and i just saw a fuckin' massive spider

( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:37, archived)

I was out in the back garden earlier
And thought I was hallucinating a frog, hopping round my patio. Then I asked my boyf, who was standing beside me, and he saw it too. Turns out there actually was a frog.
True story.

Woo!
( useful_idiot still flashing her ring at all and sundry, ooh er, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:39, archived)

yay!
this spider was really black! at first i thought it was a giant ant! but it wasnt!
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:39, archived)

Crumbs
Has it gone yet? We blew smoke at the frog in an attempt to get it stoned, but it just hopped off into the grass.
Now I'm deciding where to sleep tonight, as I have the choice of all the beds in the house. Or even the sofa. Or the floor somewhere.

/random ramble
( useful_idiot still flashing her ring at all and sundry, ooh er, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)

yes it climbed up the wall and behind the fish tank
:o) phew!
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:47, archived)

GOT MEDS?
???? :) ????
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:49, archived)

now this interests me
do you have any more truthful tales of the slightly less damned than others?
(Stuck Fiddling Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:42, archived)

after staying awake for 7 days straight (literally)
in my first year, I started hallucinating. I hallucinated a bright red frog, about 2 feet tall, and it chased me out of the kitchen, screaming like a girl. I then locked myself in my room for three hours brandishing a chair.

I wish I was making this up.
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:43, archived)

bloody hell
the walls in my bathroom used to move when i stayed up all night! then again i did live inside a water fall.
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:45, archived)

hehehe
I have massive bouts of insomnia from time to time. I'm ok at the moment, but sometimes it gets really bad. 7 days with a minutes sleep is my record though. god that fucked me up. I went downstairs on the monday after the frog incident and ate about 6 herbal sleeping tablets, and promptly went to bed. Woke up the next day, wandered intot he kitchen and all my floor-mates were going "where the fuck have you been?"

"Just been sleeping for a bit."

"dude, we aint seen ya since monday"

"what day is it??"

"fuckin wednesday man...."
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:48, archived)

crap!
i find it hard to sleep at the moment! but then u look at my pics and might realise that!!
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:50, archived)

amazing as ever
damned talented bastard :)

/mumbles...
( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:40, archived)

cheers
but i wouldnt say that this one is very good. i was gonna be better - but i'm tired and gonna go to bed in a min. :o)
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)

woo to pic!
was the spider bigger than the one I saw one night?

( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:41, archived)

fucking hell
thats a GREAT spider!

/loves teh spiders
( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:41, archived)

define
"great"

/hates teh spiders. Hates them with a vengeance.

What have they ever done to me, you ask? Everything. That's what...
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:43, archived)

ok, maybe
great isnt the right word, fucking huge and pant shittingly scary (to some)
( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)

everything, eh?

i like where this is going.
(schnurricane, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)

I don't mind them
Some of them do a good job of eating mosquitos and anything that eats mozzies is alright with me.

I live in a warm climate and there are only 2 types of spider here that are to be avoided, so I do. One of them is a monkey spider and they are as big as tarantulas. They rear up when they are pissed off. I found one once under a brick. I picked up the brick and this bugger reared at me so I just said "sorry" and put the brick back :)

Be polite to them and they won't bite you*
*probably

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 0:09, archived)

spiders rule
I don't understand my friends who are shit scared of them
one of them has a high belt level in martial arts, and a spider the size of the nail on his little finger can make him jump
( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:51, archived)

our old
housemate was so terrified of them if there was one in the living room and he saw it he'd leave and refuse to come back in til it was gone - needless to say we couldnt be arsed moving it and were like 'jon, its gone now, you can come back in' and hilarity ensued!!
( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)

hahahaha
so cruel....so funny
( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:54, archived)

fuck
that's hideous
/hides
( Mousing, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:42, archived)

holy crap!

that just scared the shit out of me!
( GatheredCrustacean, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:42, archived)

thats cool!
yes thats the bastard who ate my shoe!
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:43, archived)

i try to imagine them without legs

however they seem to jump on my face and try to eat my brains when i do
( lemonhead, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:43, archived)

Oh.
My. Fuck.

thats is one fucking huge motherfucker fucking fuck. AAAAAAH i hate spiders!!
(Ghost rider on a unicycle is on a unicycle, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:44, archived)

i hate those massive ones
that look like they should be in the fucking amazon rainforest but end up in your bath lying down reading your newspaper and smoking a pipe. they're that big
( Mousing, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:46, archived)

we had a
massive spider like that living in our bathroom - we named him big dave...
( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:47, archived)

i hope
you urinated on big dave
( Mousing, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:48, archived)

no, we left
him to live in the crack between the wall and the bath - havent seen him for a while now though....
( Blue Star sounds like a grown up and not a squeaky dwarf, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:49, archived)

i love spiders
no literally mind u! i saw a huge on in a pub once and brought it a pint. then i realised i was dreaming. long story short - someone stood on it. gits.
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:48, archived)

kill it
kill it hard
(Timuffee, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:49, archived)

No way....
...was that spider that big?!

If a spider that big crawled across my keyboard, my girlfriend would leave me out of sheer terror.
(MikkyX, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:50, archived)

thats one way to get rid of her then
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:52, archived)

Hee hee hee.
I could probably buy a plastic one that big for about 10p.

Be cheaper than dumping her by text.... ;P
(MikkyX, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:56, archived)

yup
I've seen bigger in this house before but not many

I tried to take more pics but it was camera shy :(
( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:52, archived)

:o(
we had these black jumping spiders in our house a few years back! people from london zoo came and captured a few!
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:53, archived)

jumping spiders
what's different about them then
( Mousing, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 23:55, archived)

i dunno
but they took them away! somrthing to do with the markings
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 0:05, archived)

ooh spiders with markings are generally BAD mothers
A marking is a warning to stay away... like "fear me, I have a red spot on me belly"

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 0:12, archived)

They Jump

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 0:07, archived)

I remember when
my sister was in Australia and sent my mother a mug with a fake wolf spider in the bottom.

The mug broke when it hit the wall.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 0:12, archived)

now THAT would keep me awake
*shudder*
(fid, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:27, archived)