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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:35, archived)
# how do you add pics
how do you add pics?
(Cheese Master, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:36, archived)
# <img src="http://www.yourwebsite.com/path/to/your/image.jpg">
in the "message" box
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:37, archived)
# And he'd know
being the oldest (as in age) member
FACT
(duffermasterflex - I've killed a man father, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Evans.. I`m going to kick your scrawny little ass!
ahh lovely autocomplete

and I`m not the oldest person by a long way!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:47, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Happy b3taday Thor!
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)
# oops
happy b3ta birthday, you saddo! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:40, archived)
#
read the faq
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:38, archived)
# You're taking the piss
Go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)
# you know
we weren't all born with knowledge of html

unless you're one of those bizarre Project C babies. Those babies died after three days, after they tried to code a physics engine in Pascal without knowing any math

Fuck, I wasn't meant to tell anyone that. Please forget it, or I'll have to shoot you
(1, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:41, archived)
# forget what?

/now they won't shoot me
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:44, archived)
# You know,
*gets out megaphone*
PROJECT C WHERE BABIES WERE INJECTED WITH PREDEFINED KNOWLEDGE OF PROGRAMMING CODES

fuck, not again
(1, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Do they have teh uplaod codez?
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:50, archived)
# bah
where is the love?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:42, archived)
#
www.madne-

*gunshot*
(1, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:43, archived)
# ME TOO!
www.madne-

*gunshot*

*holds one's body infront of him*
(Sweep, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:47, archived)
# I will finish what you started!
www.madnesste-

ARGHH! IT BURNS!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:49, archived)
# well then you should have held my body out infront of you
try again
(Sweep, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Been a while since I got this one out...
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Edit your post...
...and use the HTML tags to add it. Like:
*edit*I'm so smart, I used a proper link. Numpty. Its above now anyway*edit*
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)
# it's all in the lovely FAQ linked in every new post and at the top ^
you may need hosting too, you may not, have a good read and it'll tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)
# I waited ages for a noob before I made this
www.b3ta.com/board/3989069

cos I wanted the proper L-plate. Why weren't you failing around like a man in a shark tank earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:42, archived)
# beer

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:41, archived)
# ...



hhhmmm.....
(Cheese Master, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:41, archived)
# well you got the img tag in there
but not the URL of the image

use this
<img src="">

and copy and paste the URL of your image in between the quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Woo...........
...to the pic, unfortunately you've been hijacked by shitmaster, sorry I mean cheese shit for brains.darn I've forgot the name was it cnuty master?

Never mind Woo Yay Hoooooopla!
(Chinychinchin .................................................., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:41, archived)
# You know
there are over 30,000 registered b3tans. I say we close the doors and not let any more of these cumtards in.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I'm not one for conspiracy theories but.........
......I suspect it may be one of us on the wind up? Mmmmmmm. Just a thought.
(Chinychinchin .................................................., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:45, archived)
# that stopped being funny `round about when user 7000 joined ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:47, archived)
# there`s probably only 1000 really active users though, if that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:46, archived)
# what's your problem, man?
*gangsta*
(Sweep, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Go directly to fluffl jail, do not collect £200.
And you can only come out when you're feeling fluffy!

Lets all calm down shall we? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:44, archived)
# What?.............
..........no £200 how will I feed the wife and kids? That'll teach me not (edit extra "not") not to be fluffy in the future.

*calm as a hindu cow. On prozac. After a handjob. And a joint. During sleep.
(Chinychinchin .................................................., Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:47, archived)
# yes......



hhhmmm.....
(Cheese Master, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:43, archived)
# You see those
posts of yours? See the EDIT link right next to them? See where this is going?

Oh I see, you're "special"
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 17:44, archived)