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[challenge entry] stop this now......

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(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:24, archived)
# i was all set to enjoy the 100 top greatest cartoons ever last night
when who should be presenting it, but jimmy fucking carr.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:26, archived)
# You mean
Jimmy 'says 'No' less often that Carol Vorderman, Ricky Tomlinson and Eammon Holmes rolled into one' fucking Carr?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:28, archived)
# and
jimmy 'so desperate he signed up for the friday night project 'carr
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:29, archived)
# I think he's quite funny though
even if he does whore himself about
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:30, archived)
# I saw him do stand up
a couple of years ago and he was very funny. But I'm also getting sick of the sight of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:34, archived)
# he's funny, i watched that comic aid thing on saturday night and he was great.
but he's also everywhere and he's making me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:40, archived)
# Royal variety show
He's alright, but died on his arse at the royal variety show.

i think thats what it was
(Farthing, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 11:21, archived)
# I reckon
he signed a contract saying he'd do their countdown thingies thinking it'd be like 2 a year. ittle did he know they were planning 5 hours a day every day for 2 years. As well as selling the unused talking heads clips to Channel 5 for their version...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:30, archived)
# why do channel 5 keep doing the same Top 100s
about 2 weeks after channel 4 do them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:31, archived)
# because they've bought 4's out takes
and it's a cheap way to fill 5 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:33, archived)
# it makes me sad, they could be showing some Shannon Tweed films
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:34, archived)
# they should give up
and go hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:35, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:37, archived)
# ah yes! Shannon Tweed and Eric "Julia is my sister you know" Roberts
great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:55, archived)
# After Scoobydoo
"Michael Jackson's lawyer is using the Scoobydoo defence - he'd have got away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids interfering".
Carr's like Monkhouse – hate him, love the material. Well, some of it.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:30, archived)
# hes very good live (in stand up)
but an absoloote plonker on autocue. And yes, he would turn up at the opening of a tin of beans.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 11:03, archived)
# oh god
that's so depressing.
i just want to kill myself.

ooh look, friends is on.
*switches over*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:27, archived)
# if only Five still showed slightly pornographic films
I have to keep wanking over Hitler documentaries
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:27, archived)
# is your
digibox stuck on the History channel?
When I lived in the midlands the local paper reveiwer used to write "another SO CALLED erotic drama" on channel 5. I think the lack of midgets really disapointed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:36, archived)
# Nazi documentaries aren't so bad
All those razzle pile-ups in big pits get me hot
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:45, archived)
# it's funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Never
mind, there's always Men & Motors!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:28, archived)
# They don't show psudo-porn anymore....
.....they're trying to look less like tabloid TV.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 11:00, archived)
# You forgot Sky1
Simpsons, Simpsons, Simpsons, Star Trek, Simpsons
(Dr GUID, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 11:14, archived)