Hassle my hoff, baby!
Well, i figured even though the compo is 100% perfect for this a simple repost would be lame, so i took the chance to improve everything i ever wanted:

New! Now with shadows, Blinkenlights and loads of jolly dancing! ;-)

From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

christ,
that's good...
(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

^ this
it was fantastic first time `round, but now it`s

mm MMM MMMMMM!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

God that's good
Woo yay
(Bombast, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)

^ this
times 100
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

hahaha!
smashing!
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)

evening Dukey!
how goes life on the country estate?
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

Quite fine
A pal and I have decided to go over to that Europe place within the next few days, so that should be fun.
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

oh do be careful,
I hear that they eat some strange things over there and talk all funny too - If they don't seem to understand you correctly the first time you request something, I'd recommend asking them again in a sterner tone and giving them a gentle tapping with one's cane.
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

THe last time I was over there they all seemed to speak Swahili or something
not a proper language like ours, I thrashed them with my cane within an inch of their lives!
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

Good show!
chin, chin!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

what! what!
glass of brandy? 200 years old you know
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

bazoo!
*puts on smoking jaket and lights large cuban*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

trouble is Carruthers
one can't take one's pistolettes on the air transportificator - trouble with the foreigners and whatnot.
( Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

Oh no Jeffries!
we are travelling by oceanwagon from Rosyth and taking the horseless carriage, any trouble and those johnny foreigners will get what for!
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

you have clearly spent far too long looking at that picture!
now go and scrub you retinas, bleach your mind and take a woo with you for your troubles/insanity!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

That is fantastic!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

My word.
Thats incredible. Woo's and Yay's are not enough.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

That's stunning!
Excellent work!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

as much as i hate the hoff challenge
that is very well done
( lemonhead, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

george lucas
aicmfp
( Mstandot, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

hahahaha
that goes SOOO well with Mystery Bob's Ukulele rendition of the Knight Rider tune:
www.spirokeet.com/archives/music/tunes/index.html
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

yay!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

Haha, that really goes amazingly well!...
Woo Yay for Ukuleles!
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

put a Ukelele in Hasslehoff's hands
and perfection will be improved upon!
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

Tempting!...
But then again: Who would operate the mean KITT Lowriding machine when David has his hands full playing the ukulele?

KNIGHT INDUSTRIES TWO THOUSAND FOREVA!
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

KITT would operate KITT
/problem solved ;)
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

that is the best cover version in the world
my life is complete.
*dies*
( Mstandot, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

wow
thats spaztastic!
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

i am in awe of the MB
i still have a framed first-edition MB robot plectrum (which i will bring the the first b3ta roadshow)
( lemonhead, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

ok, i admit it
that is actually better than my hoff pic
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

which has mysteriously disappeared from my frontpagers in my profile...

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

ppfffffffftttttttttttttttttt

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

what the fuck is going on with the front page?
i still love this, by the way.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 21 Jul 2005, 1:07, archived)

I don't know what's going in...
But there's lots of stuff going on, that's for sure. It finally working again for example! Or what did you refer to?...
(SYS64738, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 1:58, archived)

well yeah it's working again, but this was originally posted days ago.
now it's at the top of the fp with only 4 responses to it.
it had so many before.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 21 Jul 2005, 3:17, archived)

For the sake of it going to be archived in my profile, here's the original post of it:
www.b3ta.com/board/4894308
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 4:38, archived)

fucking mental

( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

hes...
been dancing for hours
(Pauks, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 7:40, archived)

i think we have a winner
if the fp was alive it would be there with pride.

Woo and yay and SMOOG!
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

Thanks alot for all the nice words! ;-)
What happened to el Frontpage anyway?
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

SFN borked it


pride before a fall n' all that
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

everything is borked!

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

I did not bork it!
the mods were just jealous of me having the bestest frontpager in history so angrily destroyed the best of the board on the fp
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

i think you'll find
it was my sterling effort

/thumbs nose and sings

*i broke the frontpage, naah na na naaah na*
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

Bad Ninja!
Honestly, what happened? Anyone know? Will it be back soon? I NEED MY DAILY FIX OF FP!!!
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

well it was hardly daily
mine had been there for a few days, and managed to burn through more bandwidth than i remember FPs doing in the past.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

I think the "dig it baby" one I had
ate through 22gb in about 2 days flat
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

luckily mine was a weekend
so it only got 15gigs in the couple of days it was up
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

congrats on the FP
when it appears there
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

ha ha
how the shuddering fuck ?
( connor, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

ThaT
is far too good!

you must have no life, right?
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

Well...
Most of the hard work was done back then, i just fixed a few things that weren't quite right and added the song and dance bit, which was always in my head when i watched it! ;-)
But yes, it WAS lots of work... And i do have no life, but unfortunately my no-life isn't spent on b3ta anymore but rather at work...

Missed an invitation to dinner for this, fuck i'm hungry....
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

worth missing
at least a dinner for!
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

wha....?
how...?

woo yay houpla panowie
( blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

gepoken finger right into my eye
blimey!

that's amost FILM!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

That is the bestest thing....
EVER!
( paranoiaman, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

HOT DAMN!
Woo Yay Houpla Dibnah Panowie and I could go on...
( laminasni isn't., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

fp'd in your profile
and deservedly so ...

but there isn't a best of board for it to be fp'd on
dee da dee da dee da dee dah or what?


( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

looks like it's the original without the boy dancing that was fp'ed
back in 2003
( laminasni isn't., Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

I still think that's the most impressive bit of 3D-ification I've seen.
And the dancing makes it even better! Who'd have thought it possible?

Seriously, if this doesn't win, the winner better be pretty damned good!
( slight yoinks!, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

Thanks! ;-)
Slicing and dicing like there's no tomorrow, hehe!...
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

Damn shuddering fuck
I wasn't going to use up my 999th post, but I remember reading how you did the first version of this when I first found this site, and even with that the amount of tatty shopping needed is fantastic.

Anyway I just want to say it's crap coz the first version goes quicker!
( Sn0tters, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

Well observed, Watson...
... but the Boy looked like a spastic with the original 0.03s frame delay! ;-)
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

you've even done the blimmin' shadows!
khryst!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

Not only that!
I also finally animated the scanner! ;-) And i did some fixing on the hood where you could see the slices before, hehe...
And i consulted an expert on lowriding tech as to how the button should really be pressed, but i doubt anybody has noticed that! ;-)
(SYS64738, Wed 20 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

Clickybig link fixed!
Well... It's not much bigger, but anyway! ;-) Why do the b3ta-ddos once when you can do it twice? Harhar....
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

yaaay!
that's superb!
( mrRush, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

that is singuarly the best thing i have ever ever ever witnessed on here. Ever
this deserves a Panowie. In fact, a panowie and a jaffa cake. Go, take one from the barrel...
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

Haha! ;-)
Tjenks! 8) I could do with some cake, having missed dinner and all...

I still don't know what a "panowie" actually is! ;-) Google gives me just shitloads of polish stuff!...
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

Consult the B3ta dictionary for all your B3ta word troubles
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=P&PHPSESSID=876d69cb082a49b47e411ad70cc66c05
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Wed 20 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

Fucking
nora. Pity the front page is borked...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

Well...
There are some mods around as always i guess! ;-) Here's me hoping for a bookmark for when the FP is back! 8)
(SYS64738, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

DID you 3D model this?
OR am you just scary good? MY head hurt. YOU make me cry. ME love yourself.
( TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Wed 20 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

.


...thanks! You fill my heart with joy! ;-)
(SYS64738, Wed 20 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

I'll be honest, i figured out how you did it
very clever. the give away was a slight blur on the bonnet. Still all of teh woo. Hummus must run in your viens
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Wed 20 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

fuck me with a stick
that is awesome
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Wed 20 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

WINNER
If this doesnt win the compo then i wil eat my hat* with lashings of cheap brown sauce.

*I dont own a hat
(HomerJH, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

I'll take your word for it! ;-)
I'll gladly supply the hat, hehe!...
(SYS64738, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)