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( The Great Architect, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:24, archived)

No I'm bloody not!
*hops on moped and speeds in opposite direction*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:24, archived)

it's no good
we're caught in some kind of traction beam
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)

*snortlechorts*
funny :D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)

*starts swimming madly against current*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:26, archived)

you are over the event horizon
there is no escape.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)

i see you Jordan escape attempt
and raisen you two Peter Andres
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:29, archived)

pfft... Tractor beams are easy to get away from,
just put your engines to full forward thrust and head straight for them... they will then think there is a problem, and turn it off.

mind you, you need to practice your highspeed reverse thrust hard port turn as well, or things might get a little messy......
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)

*takes notes*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:33, archived)

you are a trekkie
AICMFP

also - They?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:33, archived)

Sorry..
more of a "Trekker" myself but actually no, just a general sci-fi nut and all round space cadet captain :-)

edit:

yes "they" as there are more than two of them. It takes 3 crew members to fly, 4 to operate teh engines, 2 to work the tractor beam and one cat.
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)

or send an inverse tachion feedback pulse down the tractor beam
and overload the emmitters!

/Warps
( CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)

there are often girls in pubs you know

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)

as long as you remember to overload the emmitters 1st
otherwise the food replicators up on C deck start giving out chicken soup instead of coffee....


.. there are girls in pubs?
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:39, archived)

whats a pub?
whats a girl?
( CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)

Hurrah!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:24, archived)

Wahey!
*Raises mug of ale*

*and clicks*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:24, archived)

pfft
wouldnt even touch the sides...
( Rails [*·:·], Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:24, archived)

Like flicking a ciggie onto wembley!

( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:29, archived)

like a wizard's sleeve

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:34, archived)

like a clown's pocket
*joins in*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:38, archived)

Hahahahaha
A Peter Andre picture if ever I saw one :)
( in vino veritas, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:24, archived)

*Spunks*
YAY!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)

bigger bumps!!!

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)

*rattles pencil in large cavern*
not as great as i was expecting it to be....


:) ha ha!
woo!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)

pfft
www.b3ta.com/board/6037711
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 5!! ZOMBIES!!!!!, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:33, archived)

*spaffs*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6037676

I'm sorry I came before you.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)

you can see a Dr about that these days you know....

( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)

I just try to imagine my nan on the bog

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:32, archived)

I'd rather see a Dr than your nan on the bog....

( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:34, archived)

don't worry, i'm used to it

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)

pffft - excellent!
/clicks
( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)

qwalitee

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)

*Bums embassy*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)

Goatse really is sophisticated humour

( Rails [*·:·], Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:29, archived)

err,

( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)

arf

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:29, archived)

Hahaha!
Braw!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:29, archived)

Pffft!
Ace!
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:38, archived)

hahaha

( Lynxkitten, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)

Hahahaha!
(impacts)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)

Urghh
It's be like throwing a sausage up the high street
(Morphology, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:57, archived)