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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:20, archived)

some crispy nob bites and the scrapings of you mums barren womb.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)

a fine lunch indeed!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:23, archived)

It can't be completely

barren - if it she produced him.

OK so it's obviously defective, but not barren.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)

LOL!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)

you might want some food with your LOL

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)

I's having

LOL! and chips

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

and a couple of ROFLS

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

ham and cheese ROFL

please, with mustard

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

I'm out of mustard, we've got LMAO or PMSL sauce though.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

nice facts today mugatu

I had a mixed chicken/lamb curry (leftovers)
with lime pickle and 6 mini pakoras

an apple and 2 pints of water have also since passed my lips

edit: oh and a side portion of pensioners gusset crumbs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)

yay for lime pickle

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)

You should have your apple before you eat lunch...

....it aids digestion apparently.

(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)

you live up to your name

if I had an apple before my lunch, then the apple would be my lunch

durrrr

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)

hoots! top grub

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)

cheesy wotsits and tango

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)

have a chip buttie

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)

but that won't make me ginger

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)

you will never be the pure breed.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)

If you swallow my cum, it will help you on your way

*proffers*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

that's what you told me last time

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)

LOL

it din't work because I'M NOT GINGER!1

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

but its delicious and nutritious

a healthy protein shake in itself :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

hello

is that what he told you too

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

*proffers*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

And when exactly

were you swallowing my cum?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

I may have made a mask in your likeness and impersonated you at one time or another.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

I had some of yours spare

from the speculum incident.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

I saw it advertised on diet weekly magazine

you must have a standing franchise with them, but you probably lose all the money you make through it on the porn mags it takes to provide your produce.
don't know where I'm going with this /lurks once more

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)

You ruined my mental image

*stops wanking*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 14:01, archived)

She felched

my bottom.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)

repeatedly

it took me days to explore the cavity, was huge!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)

Do you mind if I

memorise that thought for, errm, future reference?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:53, archived)

haha

ace work there gazza

i had a mozzarella and salami sandwich earlier

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)

sounds dope

have bombay badboy pot noodle withg that

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:23, archived)

That is a top sandwich

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)

A big ginger pube

and a bottle of homebrew jizz!11

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)

same lunch as yesterday fourdam? Try harder.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)

Sorry :|

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:27, archived)

Fried foreskins

on a bed of VD scabs

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fuscous, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)

fine, fine food!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)

Hurrah!

I had a cheese and tomato panini and some diet coke with lime, it was braw!

Nice facts sweetie *mwah*

EDIT: Oh yes and milknosugar gave me some of his Twirl after I shamelessly made puppydog eyes at it :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:23, archived)

I bet he did, the dirty little man

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6160869

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

Oooh yes

Now I really must write some content... :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

Peanut butter sandwich

because there's no food left in the house until The Trip To Tescos tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:24, archived)

that is a fine, fine sandwich

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

could have been better though

Could have been peanut butter, cheese and turkey. MMMMMMM.

Now I'm actually going for a fag.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

ha ha ha

pastrami mustard and pickle bap
walkers french fries (ready salted)
the majority of a cadbury's twirl
bottle of diet coke with lime

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:24, archived)

ready salted? See me after class.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

You just want a bite of his Twirl

Don't you? ;)

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in vino veritas, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)

I want you to bite my twirl LOLZ

Actually...maybe less of the actual biting

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)

best crisps ever

100% of fact

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

incorrect:

Spicy flavoured Snaps are in fact, the best crisps ever.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)

Well then.....

Prawn, lettuce, tomato, onion and cucumber sandwich
Tuna mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, onion and cucumber sandwich
Chips, heinz spaghetti, cheese and sweetcorn
Chocolate milkshake and vanilla yoghurt.

And now I'm hungry again

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:24, archived)

eat more sweetcorn

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

And you can enjoy it twice,

It'll come out in the poo poos to remind you of the fun lunch you had.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)

Is it lunch time?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)

Yes Dave

yes it is. Have you had any lunch?

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in vino veritas, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)

Not yet

Just jaffa cakes and Tesco blackcurrantandappleade

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:27, archived)

NO DAVID IT IS TITS OR GTFO TIME

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)

hahaha

I just guffawed at that

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)

But I wasn't here for 5 hours

I just came back :(

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

And now that you return

TITS OR GTFO

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

good afternoon prince of darkness

i'm off cos lunch is over

hello and t'ra

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

Toodlehellos then,

I've scanned your poem but it's on the pc at home, next evening sighting of you on here gets a poem in the face.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)

I will them stop them from picking on you David

If you send me naked photos of your mum

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)

~~r mum~~

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

I had typed that originally!

Either or, i don't mind.

No, I want to see them naked together, with touching and stuff

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

Yeah with tongue on tongue action!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)

please leave....with chips.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

'noon Marvin

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

LOLLER

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

Count me in on this one!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

You big bully!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

i'm not cool enough to be a bully

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)

Smoke cigarettes and swear a lot.

'Always makes you look cool as fuck', I say whilst smoking a B&H

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:45, archived)

Just hearing that

made me cack my shreddies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 14:14, archived)

sign me up!

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)

i feel sorry for davew

and will now try to be friendly towards him

it's ok dave, everything is o..k..

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)

What's going on?

Why is everyone being mean to the Emo?
_{apart from being an emo}

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:53, archived)

*starves*

last night's leftovers

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)

You must eat better!

Have chips with that.

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in vino veritas, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)

in vino....

....did you get the picture of my ugly mug?

(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

Oooh yes I did thanks

I have put you on the list.

And you're not too ugly either!

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in vino veritas, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

CHRIST!

GET A ROOM YOU TWO!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

Jealous, sweetie?

*blows kiss*

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in vino veritas, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)

yes

Stoopid_Faaka is MINE!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:55, archived)

...which were?

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

Lovely

Fish Pie, with Smoked Cod, Salmon and King Prawns.
Topped with creamy Colcannon Mash.
served with Peas from my garden.

Washed down with bottles of Waggledance.

Off to the pub shortly to help my mate Chopper celebrate his 40th.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)

:-(

Waggledance....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:27, archived)

Fish pie!!

before a session on the beer.....

*sends sympathy card to council worker who'll be cleaning your vomit off the high street in the morning*

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)

Constitution of a Ox

me.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:55, archived)

ah, Waggledance...

the beer of champions!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)

a top lunch indeed!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)

Is Chopper an axe-murderer?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)

He got the nickname

when he told a Thai girl he'd met in a Singapore bar that he was a helicopter pilot.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:53, archived)

lucozade

and fuckin' tabs.
ya bastard.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)

speaking of which

I must go for a fag before I forget and it's too late.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)

put him back when you've finished. Ta.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

*replaces gayer*

atta girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)

hoots! Have some mild depression and nicotine stains with that

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)

jings!

crivens!
You're bang on! manically depresses bees.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

haha if I was there i'd buy you a beer.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

2 of Tesco's

delicious ham and mustard sandwiches with salt and vinegar discos. Washed down with lashings of ginger beer.

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Cocksure, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)

'lashings of ginger beer.'

...Ms Blyton?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)

Five

get fucked up the arse

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Cocksure, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)

Death's changed you Ms Blyton

*childhood memories cruelly dashed against rocks of despair*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:48, archived)

I love those! Braw!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

a barrell of mushy elephants testicles

washed down with 300 tonnes of copulating pensioner fluid.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)

you really will have to stop getting your lunch from netto

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

'bena

I'm back on it again...I fell of my wagon!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)

*huggles*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)

*fluffles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:47, archived)

nothing to be ashamed of - a fine beverage. Now, have some real food with that

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

Mmmmm Ribena

I had some this morning. And I shall have some this afternoon.

Blackcurranty goodness in a glass!

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in vino veritas, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

They squash em,

we mix em... apparently they don't warn you about getting addicted on the bottle, maybe I should write to my MP.

happy 'unch everyone....now whats for tea?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)

two sarnies

tuna, mayo, red pepper.
stumpy stella, a cup of tea

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)

Should have gone for a pint - lightweight.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

ooOooo

I love tuna and mayo with red pepper and onion....yummeh lunch oh and hello too :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

elloes petal!

i'm gonna have to pester you for your address again.. i lost the bit of paper i wrote it on *blush*

how are you dahlin?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)

Proper grand like

Will message it you at ince!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:45, archived)

A dairylea dunker

a bag of pickled onion monster munch and some ribena, quality tastyness

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Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

needs even more carbs. Other than that, not bad

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)

I made a chocolate spread sandwich

but my mini me stole it

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Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

Fish & chips with peeease

& salt
& vinegar
& chilli ketchup
& 2 slices of white bread & butter to make butties with

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

Cor! that sounds bloody nice

In fact:

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)

Hurrah!

For winning and also that my fear of a spacking version of 4damparty wasn't the prize.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)

yes well done! I have tried to banish the 4dam party pic from my mind

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:56, archived)

This should help get rid of it

hahaha funny picture LOL

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:59, archived)

*opens photoshop*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:56, archived)

hahahaha

tuna and cucumber pitta bread with a side of green olives and a big mug of tea for lunch. yum yum.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

brawtastic!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)

A spanish ommelete without the potatos

but with mushroom and tomato and hmmm other things in it.... with salsa on bread

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

omlettes are braw. Well done

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)

I have a dentist appointment for lunch

:¬(

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)

UNLUCKY.

Have some blood, spit and funny tasting toothpaste with that.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)

*rinses*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)

awwwwww

*huggles*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)

Eep

I was sitting here waiting for DTF then gave up.
Had I known that no deputies were around I would have done a proper one but well done Mug, at least people won't starve.

I am going to have bubble and squeak.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:46, archived)

what a good lunch you have then miss.

Have at least 1.5 jaffacakes with that

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:47, archived)

lunch

DIMSUM!!!!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:57, archived)

excellent choice!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:59, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 14:23, archived)