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From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:35, archived)

( Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:35, archived)

( mofaha sitting quietly, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:42, archived)

Rod Hull has aged well
but i'm not sure about Emu
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:42, archived)

sweat pits?

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:43, archived)

I think she's wearing 2 shirts

( abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)

who made them?

( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)

how silly

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)

it's a bra

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:46, archived)

no it's not
look at the shoulder. 1 blue top (cyan then), 1 white top and 1 blue bra.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:46, archived)

whatever it is
she's not a bonnie haddock
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:47, archived)

a
What?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)

She's got a face like a dog lickin pish off a nettle
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:49, archived)

She's a bit Jimmy Hill, yes
I don't think the aviators are helping. I know they're fashionable but they just look fucking odd on girls.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:50, archived)

I bet she smells like an alkies carpet
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:50, archived)

look what she did
to the garden
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)

silly mare!

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)

I think Bonnie Haddock
used to be a Blue Peter presenter.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:49, archived)

pfft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)

that's her!

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)

Correct.
She got sacked for smoking fish.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)

Don't do drugs or fish kids

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:52, archived)

hahaha
wow, this has struck me as ridiculous
hoorays!
( abandonnship, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)

I love her
"whoa, check out my bird hand" expression
( mofaha sitting quietly, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)

Pfft

( Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)

That'd be a hand-job you wouldn't forget in a hurry!

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)

but if you needed the loo when you're stuck in a lift or something.....
You'd just have to keep your hand closed until you got somewhere where you could empty it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)

I'm not a fan of birds....
This is going to give me nightmares :(
(Helem Ola chickens :), Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)

Quack
;)
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)

YES
yes.
(deathbyfeedback, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)

She's got a lovely hole
I mean in the background
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 17:00, archived)

Sunshie elephant would
100%fact
( hooker1uk Voted 'wanker of the week' for 57 weeks running, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 17:45, archived)

hehehehe
Very good.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:35, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:35, archived)

However great that is ...
it some-how doesn't overcome how shite this weeks compo is.
I think I'll go on holiday ... in the pub :D (at least no flights are needed .. or accomodation)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:36, archived)

( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:36, archived)

*ARFS*

( joefish wonders if planting 3 trees offsets enough methane, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:56, archived)

Here eveyone - have something non-apple flavoured!

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:38, archived)

That makes me a bit unhappy
Because I have no remote control helicopters :(
( davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:40, archived)

Yay!

( Shada, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:40, archived)

My,
that am big mosquitos!
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:42, archived)

They sounded like bIIIIg mosquitos too!

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:43, archived)

I know ;)

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:44, archived)

Are you here in civilisation then?
:p
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)

what do you mean "here" in civilisation?
I'm here!

*echoes*
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:46, archived)

No shark, no bridge...

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:48, archived)

hehehe
great ^^
(combat (weesi) - never mind, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:38, archived)

cool use of an overused thing
*clicks*
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:40, archived)

Hahahahahaha
Me likes that!
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 16:51, archived)

Haha
Nice.
(DTAled You can make a Fortune in Lies, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 17:36, archived)