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[challenge entry] My piss poor compo entries! (Be gentle, im a noobian! heh) This one possibly bindun
Apologies for crapness of Paintshopping skills



Edited for grammar. Is it ok this time guys?

From the Hollywood Dyslexia challenge. See all 1473 entries (closed)

(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)
# ok, ok, lets reel it back in a bit
Is that really a Dyslexia joke?


no problems with your shop skills and sense of hummus, but try and stick to the brief a bit closer perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:09, archived)
# OI
be nice, it is funny, which is more than 2/3rds of the compos normally
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I was nice, almost complementary in fact.
I just feel that addressing a problem is better than closing my eyes and wishing it would go away some times.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)
# it isn't addressing the issue
addressing the issue would be complaining loudly to mods and whatnot, rather than shooting your mouth (keyboard) off at new people
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you call that "shooting my mouth off" when a good percentage of people reply to posts with "cunt", "fuck off noob" and shit like that?!

Addressing the issue means talking about it, and where better than in the thread?

I don't have the mods personal Email addresses and wouldn't bother them if I did.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Think fluffy you two!
That's an order.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I am well fluff
fear not, I is just chatting and expression a polite opinion, in a similar way to many other people on the board, just with less swear words.
*mind you, I'm off to get some kip now so it doesn't really matter.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:28, archived)
# run off then :)
night chap, in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:32, archived)
# the board during the day
is almost a waste of time, too many thread, everyone clambering for attention, which just so happens to be when the board nazis are out.

in the evening/ night (UK time) the whole thing is a lot slower and far less aggressive and doesn't need it, during the day I tend just to lurk now as it is all about bumming the big names

and the site owners are always contactable
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Does excessive apostrophizing
count as dyslexia?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Sorry
I admit my grammar skils are some what shocking.

Which is the correct way and ill correct it?

Thanks for pointing it out dude, its appreciated.
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)
# You have missed the question mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)
# GAH!
I blame the Snakebite......
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:18, archived)
# blame it if you will
but it's your own fault for drinking that shite
drink a proper drink like lager or guinness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Heh
It comes down to a needs must situation.
Id much rather be drinking the black stuff.
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Jacob's Crackers
But you may want to lose the compo-ness.

Its a great gag, but a bit annoying when it's pretending to be due to Dyslexia

/Comedy dissection blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Thanks dude.(edit)
I'll amend it now.

Amended for grammatical and sentence structure! lol
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Look,
You have just got to apostrophise "I'll". Especially when the first letter is in capitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:28, archived)
# does this count?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:19, archived)
# as a great gag yes
as dyslexia?...... I think, that that might be pushing it too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)
# :)
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha

not that I can spell & my grammar ams shite
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha

yea, and what I'm doing is sticking to the brief :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)
# shut up and do more socks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)
# *scuttles back to the darkness*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Brighton Sock
The Sock
Socktor Who and the Daleks
Socky (1, 2, 3 and 4)
and why haven't you done Star Trek 3?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Do Socky 2, 3 and 4
But make sure he looks older in each ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Just to say...
Ive been loving the sock pics.

How about Army of Sockness?
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)
# hmmmm It would be stretching it..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:19, archived)
# ^This!^
With knobs on!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Army of Sockness...Army of Darksocks...hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Evil Sock: Socky of Darksock


I don't think that's straining the joke in the slightest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:27, archived)
# is tonight awesome new night?
there is loads on /board that is making me smile

woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:09, archived)
# I laughed because that's so terrible.
The apostrophe abuse makes it extra offensive.


Edit: No really, I laughed, have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Ha ha
It's hummus comes from it's truthfulness.
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I like the apostrophe in the first
'cracker's' but not the second
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)
# And why
is there no apostrophe on 'lips'?

And why did I start that sentence with 'And'?

And why did I just do it again?

And.....

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one (Bit of a cack one unless you know adult swim I guess)
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Don't worry about thinking your pics are kak!
Just post away. We love teh n00bs.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Thank you
And thanks to all for a nice friendly welcome.
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:27, archived)
# woo!

nice font work :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Thanks!
Praise indeed!
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Adult Swim
...truly hilarious, i am convinced it would get a better following outside of the states
(Griffit, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] And a final pun run. not good enough for compo entry!
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# these I like but you haven't
put them in the competition

woo to it all
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Thanks
I didnt think they were compo worthy.

You think?
(Big Daddy Dale, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 0:20, archived)
# quite so.
hehe. mordor.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 2:42, archived)