Horrible, horrible evil Briers. First the chloroform, then the spade.
And Penelope Keith's next.

*shudders*

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

utter nonsense, he'd never kill her
If you're married to Felicity Kendall you have no need for anything other than constant sex and gardening.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

felicity kendal is my mum!
honest to god 100% truth*
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

i bet she's still dirty

( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

i'm probably not the best person to ask!
but her boots are often muddy when i call round...
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

You are kidding, right?

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

nope
not at all.
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

well
maybe just a little bit
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

or maybe now i'm bluffing
ahead of any "can we ask your mum some questions for our website" pm/emails...
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

'can i have a go on your dirty mum' emails, more like

( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

i met janet ellis's niece the other day
it was only because she was really young that i didn't ask if she could arrange a go on her auntie
( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

hahaha
hmmm celebrity mum pimp....

now there's a career i'd not considered before!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

I think you're confused

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

^^
This
Damn! Inappropriate crush qow has gone and I forgot about her
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

Nothing inappropriate about it

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

she was all of the lovely
and you tell she was dirty
( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

and the bbc continue to show the episode with the flash of her boobs after all these years
hurray!


(its the episode where they're really tired and next door are having a party)
/stalker blog
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

there's a boob-flash in that episode?
cor!
( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

here you go
NSFW, although its very low res and blurry
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

cor!
*spluff*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

there is no way that's nsfw. unlink it duuuuuuuuude

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

that's hardly a boob flash
:(
( mictoboy, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

what do you expect from The Good Life?! :D

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

Woo!
*sluffage*
Cheers
( King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

That
has made my day
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

does she flash in that one?
I must have been making tea

DAMN YOU TEA!!!
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

she never thought of herself as a sex symbol
www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2003/08/07/bvfeli07.xml
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

haha!
That didn't stop one wag from commenting that half the male population in the country has been secretly in love with her, while the other half made no secret of it whatsoever.

So true! I know that I had a crush on her when I was watching The Good Life on our national broadcaster as a lad! I mean, I didn't even know about sex n stuff like that. I just knew she was very pretty and I enjoyed watching her!
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Not Briers, no! He's so cute!
And Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith - lovely ladies!
( CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

I'm sorry to break it to you, but he's a monster and must be stopped.
She's nearly unconscious now...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Noooooo
Flickety Kendall is all of teh fluffeh.
( The Infidel ,gentleman & pig wrangler. Bacon on request., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

FFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
innit?
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

She's 60
now and still looking cute.Though some soft focus specs might be in order.

Edit/ For me that is, she'd probably want to me to wear a bag.
( The Infidel ,gentleman & pig wrangler. Bacon on request., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

try low light conditions
and some gin
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

Bad Richard!
(shag her whilst she's still warm)
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Felicity Kendall is lovely and pretty
and I want to protect her
( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

then spunkmuster
her unconsious body?
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

but she's so bloody nice!

( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

Clearly you're speaking
as a feminist, Mr S'punk.
( no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

Is he
Sqeezing her zit?
(bananacat, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

How dare you imply the lovely Felicity (who is being killed by evil monster Briers)
would have a spotty face.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

what have you got
agaist briers?
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

HE'S MURDERING FELICITY KENDALL, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
What more do you need?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

For no good reason

( The Infidel ,gentleman & pig wrangler. Bacon on request., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)