Horrible, horrible evil Briers. First the chloroform, then the spade.
And Penelope Keith's next.

*shudders*
( Sea Tramp tedious Derby list results now in my profile, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

utter nonsense, he'd never kill her
If you're married to Felicity Kendall you have no need for anything other than constant sex and gardening.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

felicity kendal is my mum!
honest to god 100% truth*
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

i bet she's still dirty

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

i'm probably not the best person to ask!
but her boots are often muddy when i call round...
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

You are kidding, right?

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

nope
not at all.
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

well
maybe just a little bit
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

or maybe now i'm bluffing
ahead of any "can we ask your mum some questions for our website" pm/emails...
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

'can i have a go on your dirty mum' emails, more like

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

i met janet ellis's niece the other day
it was only because she was really young that i didn't ask if she could arrange a go on her auntie
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

hahaha
hmmm celebrity mum pimp....

now there's a career i'd not considered before!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)

I think you're confused

( chenobble, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

^^
This
Damn! Inappropriate crush qow has gone and I forgot about her
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

Nothing inappropriate about it

( chenobble, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

she was all of the lovely
and you tell she was dirty
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

and the bbc continue to show the episode with the flash of her boobs after all these years
hurray!


(its the episode where they're really tired and next door are having a party)
/stalker blog
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

there's a boob-flash in that episode?
cor!
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

here you go
NSFW, although its very low res and blurry
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

cor!
*spluff*
( bilbobarneybobs hello Jessica!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

there is no way that's nsfw. unlink it duuuuuuuuude

( mugatu, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

that's hardly a boob flash
:(
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)

what do you expect from The Good Life?! :D

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

Woo!
*sluffage*
Cheers
( King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

That
has made my day
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

does she flash in that one?
I must have been making tea

DAMN YOU TEA!!!
( SiX is the arch nemisis of Justin Timberlake, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

she never thought of herself as a sex symbol
www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2003/08/07/bvfeli07.xml
( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

haha!
That didn't stop one wag from commenting that half the male population in the country has been secretly in love with her, while the other half made no secret of it whatsoever.

So true! I know that I had a crush on her when I was watching The Good Life on our national broadcaster as a lad! I mean, I didn't even know about sex n stuff like that. I just knew she was very pretty and I enjoyed watching her!
( Ratzi Rizzo is no longer a pappa., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

Not Briers, no! He's so cute!
And Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith - lovely ladies!
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

I'm sorry to break it to you, but he's a monster and must be stopped.
She's nearly unconscious now...
( Sea Tramp tedious Derby list results now in my profile, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Noooooo
Flickety Kendall is all of teh fluffeh.
( The_Infidel touching ham in a professional capacity since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

FFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
innit?
( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

She's 60
now and still looking cute.Though some soft focus specs might be in order.

Edit/ For me that is, she'd probably want to me to wear a bag.
( The_Infidel touching ham in a professional capacity since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

try low light conditions
and some gin
( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

Bad Richard!
(shag her whilst she's still warm)
( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Felicity Kendall is lovely and pretty
and I want to protect her
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

then spunkmuster
her unconsious body?
( SiX is the arch nemisis of Justin Timberlake, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

but she's so bloody nice!

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

Clearly you're speaking
as a feminist, Mr S'punk.
( no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)

Is he
Sqeezing her zit?
(bananacat, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

How dare you imply the lovely Felicity (who is being killed by evil monster Briers)
would have a spotty face.
( Sea Tramp tedious Derby list results now in my profile, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

what have you got
agaist briers?
( SiX is the arch nemisis of Justin Timberlake, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

HE'S MURDERING FELICITY KENDALL, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
What more do you need?
( Sea Tramp tedious Derby list results now in my profile, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)

For no good reason

( The_Infidel touching ham in a professional capacity since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)