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# I shouldn't have asked
What has four legs and a trunk?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# a cow in the swimming pool?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# No!
A mouse going on holiday :)

My sister's only joke for many years (and she didn't get it).
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# what's brown and runny?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# linford christie
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Haha
Yes I remember that from the joke book!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Linford Christie!
What's brown and sticky?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Glouie armstrong
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# a stick
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I remember when
Roland Rivron was on The Tube, and asked: "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers?"
"Your cock"
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
not your granny?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I think that's what
Paula Yates was expecting, and why she let him continue. He looked a wee bit worse for wear.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# a massive shit?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Burke and Hare coming away from the Graveyard
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
#
trunk coffin
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# an elephant?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# comedy gold
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)