here comes jesus


From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 420 entries (closed)

( mutated monty, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

fantastic
*click*

but surely Jesus is also disproving creationism as he is clearly evolving from a duck at that very moment.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

brilliant
as ever

*waits for it to FP*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

^this

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

this is exactly how the science vs religion debate should go
woo yay houpla
( gravytrain, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

but science should have better machines and give jesus a shedload of whoop-ass
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

hahahaha
*flees wrath*
( Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

hahahahaha
I love darwin's beard walk!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

so do I
but the scrolling background is truly mesmeric
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

^ this
it's parallaxcellent!
( gravytrain, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

the earthshake is also excellent

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

I will always remember the term parralax from playing Shadow of the Beast on my Amiga 500 back in the day
as at the time everyone was wanking on about how many different levels of P scrolling it had
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

it was the trilinear filtering of its day

( gravytrain, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

Haha, sad but true
The first time I saw the lake district from on top of a mountain I thought, 'Hmmm, nice parallax.'
( pobblepop I'm too old for this shit., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

*points* SADDO! ;)

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

FANCY!
here comes the pain

*click*
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

haha

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

Fair play to Charlie, he can soak up a lot of damage.
& how long did it take to evolve beard-walking?
( Sea Tramp logocidal maniac, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

Arf!! Thats fantastic
*clicks
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

Brilliant
That background is fantastic
( 4dam party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

yes
I've had a go at just a straight on background which is difficult enough,

but this?


*sigh*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

I've tried scrolling backgrounds twice, and they were both pretty shit
1
2

I used the tutorial from Maiden:

www.maidenart.co.uk/tutorials.php
( 4dam party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

"He truely is the son of gawd"
Fantastic MM, you've done it again.

Just out of interest, do you make any money out of being so talented? If not WHY NOT!?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

not as much as i'd like
partly because the world is full of tight bastards who think im in the business of providing them with free content...

...but also because im a bit slack at promoting myself :)
( mutated monty, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

Blimey
Riley

*bows*
( hypnochimp, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

this is most WOO
as always, you kerazy loon.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

Ha ha
Lovely stuff
( Sheep!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

hahahaha
Great as ever!
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

I would like to know,
which programs do people use to do their fancy animations? Do tell.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

i did this using after effects mostly
which is a bit like posh flash
( mutated monty, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

I see.
Whenever I do an animation, I do it by creating a GIMP layer at a time. It gets complicated when you need to use lots of layers to make a layer. It's more time consuming than stop-motion animation.

This took ages:



I wondered if people were using packages like flash that you program to create intermediate frames etc. instead of painstakingly creating each frame themselves.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

I also use GIMP 2


This took @ 7 hours!
( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Hahaha
You know it!
( Weetobix, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

fan
tastic
( PoofBird ~V~, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

Pfffft
thats ace!
( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

FP this now
MM has too many FPs but he deserves them. damn him.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

hahah
a
( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

:D
grand, as usual
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

awesome.
*clicks it hard*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

heheh
I want that to win the challenge, just to see how it is described in the newsletter.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Too far!!
That is by far the most disturbing image I have seen for a very long time. Excellent work!!
(Captain Placid Has a new job. Woo, Yay, Houpla!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)