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[challenge entry] I am so Hulled for this.
It's the Christian way:

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# let me guess, he does stand up at 'The Embassy Club' for the other 364 days....
:-)
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# hoho
I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat, but...

EDIT: she gets taller when she lies down.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# ...She has two postcodes
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# ...when she jumps in the air
she gets stuck
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# ...when she was at school,
she sat next to everybody
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# ...when you cut her
she bleeds gravy
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# ...they use her as a decoy for a whaling fleet
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# her class photo
was an aerial shot
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ... small objects orbit her
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ...other slightly less fat women orbit her
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ..when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# ....she has a tattoo that reads
"Danger To Shipping"
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ...when she caught a flesh-eating virus
it died of overeating
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# She doesn't have stretch marks, she has an Equator
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# ...when she asks how her shoes look
she has to take your word for it
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# ...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
# ...she thinks desert is a food group
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
# She wears a three piece thong
made of polyester-cryllic, rip stop nylon.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Her cereal bowl
comes with a lifeguard
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# She uses sleeping bags
for legwarmers
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)
# ..when she hauls ass
it takes two trips
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# ...Her autobiography is a shopping list
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ...she's on BOTH sides of your family
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ....when she goes to the beach
only she gets a tan
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
# when she bought a waterbed
they just put a sheet over the ocean
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
# ...her uterus has prolapsed so far
she uses her socks as pantyliners
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# *awards the dave the hats 'innapropriate comment' certificate*
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Nooonoonoo that's Mr. J Peasmold Gruntfuttock
and thankya :P
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# oops :)
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# when she bends over
she's still upright?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha *snort*
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# happy holidays!
/hides from bill-o'reilly-philes
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)
# OMG WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
Stop trying to promote secularism in a country founded on secularity you commie!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Ity's not "Christmas" silly Santas
It's "Yueltide" (or equivalent) and he's a pagan symbol.

Well....walking cola advert these days.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# partly that,
partly this guy

christianity tends to absorb pagan demigods and festivities
"if you can't beat them..."
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)
# .......
...............................would
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)
# nice try
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# you're both right
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)
# lol
where did you just get those graphics from
woo all the way
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# That's not funny; it's just anti-semetic.
You're a cunt. Kindly fuck off and die in a hole.

That is all.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# and what, pray tell,
is the difference between making fun of jews and making fun of everyting else?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# The difference here
is that there isn't a joke.

I'll laugh at a Jew joke if it's funny, but like I said, this isn't. It's just antisemetic.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)
# You're offended....
... that means I win.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# i have a question:
please don't be offended, i'm serious

wold you complain in the same way about a similar picture which insults christianity or islam?
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)
# It's quite funny
And it's "anti-semitic", unless it somehow offends the "semete" peoples.
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# semetes..?
surely you mean semetis
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)