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[challenge entry] You don't have to smell of piss and lavender to join......

edit: YaY!..at last after a almost a year on here i got an FP. Thanks people.

From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*TROMBONE SLIDES SOME INSURGENTS*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *calls in drum roll*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *Eb Bass to the Face*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *fires cluster basoons*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:00, archived)
# you also have a weak concept of brass bands
*takes cover under a pile of soprano cornets*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:02, archived)
# You're just oboephobic.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I am actually
I think all reed instruments that are bassoon or oboe like sound guff

UTTER FUCKING GUFF
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)
# So, is it
just the double reeds that piss you off, or does a clarinet give you the rage, too?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:10, archived)
# nah just the double reed
something about the squeeky and generally horrible note that comes out

it sounds like somebody very boring I knew who was female had sprout breath and tried to seduce me, with her manly but quiet voice
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I see....
Now, Mr OfShoes, just lie back on the couch and tell me about your mother
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:14, archived)
# she's got a great moustache
I'm dead jealous like
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *Stabs GrandmaOfShoes with a tuba*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *makes 'wah wah wahhhhh' sound*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *Flugelhorns up the fundament*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *TENOR HORN TO THE TROUTLIPS*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *Baritones your back passage*
/running out of instruments....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *clashes with cymbals*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I thought that was the marines...
P.S. Could someone sort out the blatantly NSFW image in the compo page 2 please?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)
# CRIKEY!
*recommends downloading adblock plus for FF*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Crickey!
*awaits divine intervention*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)
# i've just gone through and ignored him.
but a mod deletion would be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I'm not going through that lot again
just to click 'ignore'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6722209
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Yeah I got abit shock too.
Anyone else in the office, and it's nighty night for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)
# 1st Royal Tambourine Corps.
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)
# :D
Piccolo em to death!
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)
# you have a weak concept of brass bands
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I just like saying piccolo
The infatuation stared yesterday, my apols ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Ah!
But technically, in this context, this would be a military band, which contains woodwind, does it not?

(I know the SA band is brass really!)
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:48, archived)
# You are thinking of the Woodwind Corps
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)
# classs
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahahahah
I love that, and would pay money to see the following scenes of comedy trombone and tuba noises followed by startled "terrrrrerists" who fall over laughing before getting up and gunning the whole brass section down.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)
# but I bet it helps ...
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:08, archived)