'ning

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:21, archived)

Supreme white?
needs more white robe
( Master Of Turnips., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:23, archived)

It's the name of the actual bread
the pun is just that it's long like "french bread"
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:24, archived)

Yeah I know that...
I decided to make a KKK joke, i've been up since 6am yesterday, and had a proper binging session since then, plus 3 reports to do, I apologise for anything and everything ever.
( Master Of Turnips., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:26, archived)

don't worry
I thought there was some aryan joke in there too.
( miamistu snagglery, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:29, archived)

yes, it's easy to see
I'll shop the packaging to stop people getting confused
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:32, archived)

TOO LATE
YOUR BANNED FOR RASICT REMARKS.
(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is dead drowned in period blood., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:36, archived)

Hovis are surely
maybe you should send the hovis website to the Daily Mail, the original loaf is on their front page, clearly trying to drum up support for a racist superarmy powered by bread.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:38, archived)

HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.
BANNED.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:39, archived)

you and Dr D also go on about stuff like this
too much, which suggests you are trying to find support for your own racist views.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:42, archived)

THIS IS TOTALLY BANWORTHY.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:44, archived)

hahahahahahah
excellent, I could do with getting on with more work.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:46, archived)

i see no evidence of such as yet

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:21, archived)

arf!
TJ: 'ning all, I'm back

(I mean, I was on holiday for a few weeks, and now I'm back)
I was gone? yep.
( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:28, archived)

'Ning and welcome back!
I'm back too, though I never went anywhere. Back on the dayshift.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:29, archived)

Haha good ;)

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:35, archived)

'ning mediocre
where did you go?
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:30, archived)

'ning
I went diving in Aruba. Good fun.
( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:35, archived)

Jamaica?
ning all - not stopping, must w*rk, dontchaknow

xxx mwah
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:09, archived)

I thought extremists had blown up the trolly.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:31, archived)

'ning

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:35, archived)

Yay!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:42, archived)

you've been away!?!?
sorry, we didn't notice..... :D
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:47, archived)

Haha
I knew that
( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:50, archived)

nice tan by the way :)

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:51, archived)

shame it's not all over
oh, it is
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)

golden brown buttocks like a bronzed adonis

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:08, archived)

*flexes bum muscles*

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:16, archived)

*spluffs*

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:19, archived)

*spluffs*

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:23, archived)

welcome back chap
you haven't missed much
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:51, archived)

ha ha, i read that as...
you haven't (been) missed much
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:53, archived)

you bad, bad man

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:55, archived)

;)

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)

missed you x

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)

I missed you too, Grandma. Some days were just....TOO HARD to cope

love,
mediocre
( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:02, archived)

can't wait to see you next weekend
xxx

I bought an outfit and everything

;heart.
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:03, archived)

Oooh
*smooches*
( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:07, archived)

*score!*

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:08, archived)

Oh don`t leave me alone like this
Don`t say it`s the final kiss
Won`t you stay another day?
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)

WANT YOU BACK
I WANT YOU BACK

WANT YOU BACK FOR GOOD!
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:10, archived)

*locamotions*

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:11, archived)

*CHRIPY CHRISPY SHEEP CHEEP*

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:13, archived)

*gets mop, disinfectant and bucket*

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:13, archived)

sexy time!

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:17, archived)

ahoy hoy!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)

hullo waspy

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:07, archived)

on a similar theme

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:33, archived)

WINNER
*clicks*
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:35, archived)

O_o

( Discomeats aliens stole my cement, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:48, archived)

hahah
your riot stick has a big fat cock, and he looks very happy about it :D
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:49, archived)

riotcock
hahah

now that would make for an interesting cdc based animation
( Discomeats aliens stole my cement, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:51, archived)

Or a new superhero
Stopping riots with his mighty appendage
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:54, archived)

GLANSOR!
By day, mild mannered reporter Zeke Schlongman works for the Daily Mimsy, but at night, he unzips and battles evil! He beats it hard!
( Discomeats aliens stole my cement, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:56, archived)

ha ha ha!!
*butters up*
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:49, archived)

quite fancy a pain stick now
:/
( Discomeats aliens stole my cement, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:51, archived)

œuf!

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAA! OUI!

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)

dough!
'ning boarders!
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:46, archived)

good morning Mr Tet

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:47, archived)

i've run out of money a week before pay day :(
i hate getting paid early before christmas
it never lasts till feb

spare 10p for a cuppa tea guv??
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:49, archived)

I'll pour one down the pipe,
hold your cup under the phone socket
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:49, archived)

*suckles receiver*

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:52, archived)

Are you the one who has been jamming cookies into my network ports?

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:53, archived)

Bourbon dongles

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:55, archived)

hhahahahahahahahaha
I award you the "phrase of the day" trophy

congratulations
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:57, archived)

*holds aloft triumphantly!*

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:00, archived)

but it's only 9.00!!

( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:00, archived)

you have to admit,
bourbon dongles is going to take something godlike to beat it
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:03, archived)

it's making me hungry. I skipped breakfast and i'm regretting it already :(

( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)

you can bet they're slightly warm too
giving off the aroma of fresh cooked data storage biscuits
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)

mmmmmm.......musty

( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:07, archived)

trying to steal my thunder eh!?!?
*kicks intha shins*
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:05, archived)

no I meant there is plenty of time for you to better yourself ;)

( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)

*batters self*

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:09, archived)

sorry
it seemed funny at the time :D
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:55, archived)

I am in the same boat
Had to borrow fifty quid from the joint account... what will I smoke now???

'ning all and woo to the piccy
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:55, archived)

smoke the boat!
it's sails are made from hemp!
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:56, archived)

i've a little left in my tin, but not enough to last till next friday
and i definitely can't afford to buy any more

so what do i do?
smoke it all this weekend then go without?
or proper scrooge what i have left and roll plenty
of weak ones?

oh the dilemma :(
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:02, archived)

hahahaha the desperation of a smoker
*points*
( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)

go without!
It's ok maaaan... we'll help you through this.

/is pleased to have given up smoking apart from the odd reefer blog
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:29, archived)

*shivers*

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)

I know what you mean... I looked at my bank balance this morning. Ouch!

( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:57, archived)

mine too
plus paying off my Tax return yesterday took out my savings too :(
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:58, archived)

I've still got a few hundred kicking about
But my savings died a long time ago
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:59, archived)

I don;t think i've ever had a few hundred 'kicking about'
i'm one of those people that no matter how much or little I earn, I will always be skint 3 weeks into the month.
( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)

i'll meet you and Ironman at the homeless shelter at about 12.00
at least we would get free soup
( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:59, archived)

yay! it's cabbage broth today!

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)

*high fives*
And if we're lucky, Cedric 'the itch' Robinson will let us borrow his fingerless glove again! :D
( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:05, archived)

*face fives*

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)

oof!

( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:30, archived)

'ning manofiron

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:48, archived)

'ning boardo'weasel
:)
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:50, archived)

haha nicely done. And good 'ning!

( mugatu, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:58, archived)