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( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

see me after class

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

Are you like that bloke in America
who pretended to be a child so he could keep going to school?


( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

Have you been reading the new Bizarre?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

thanks for reminding me
*goes out to pick up his copy*
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

Free booklet of naked goth hos.
I recommend it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

BRAW!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

No, is he in that?
It was in the news a while a go.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

Aye
29 year old dude, yeah?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

wasn't me!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

yeah, that sounds right
he kept getting expelled for playing truant!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

FP THIS NOW
EDIT: My 2000th post is rapidly approaching. Do I have to get naked?
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

Highly likely

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

you don't need to ask...

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

full frontal

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

I'm glad my reply
worked for his edit as well as his original comment!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

Yes

( in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

Yes

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

i missed mine so I've been told to get naked for my 5000.
i won't
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

Are you
>18?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

Yes
by several years
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

get your knob out then.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

I'll get working on it

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

my 2k post can be found
here
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

phwoar!
i'm a hetro married man but you are a bit of alright!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

I do try

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

never thought to ask
Maybe thats why I'm doing 9-14 yrs
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

hehehe

( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

BURN THE WITCH!
Buuuuuuuuuuurn!
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

very good
A+
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

haha
bloody hell.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6905113
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

hahaha :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

hahaha
*Witch-hunts*
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

Hahaha
Brilliant!
( in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

=D Paedophils
Very woo!

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)

haha
nice seal
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

It was originally made for JJ's cartoon time
But the need for it now was too great
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

I, too, bestow unto this wossname the Scaryduck Seal of Approval

( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

..hahahah...
.yes!
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha...

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

hahahaha

( mictoboy, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

ha ha ha
Remember when the Sun and NOTW started listing the supposed where abouts of paedophiles and then mobs started attacking paediatricians!
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

Operation Daisy-Bird:
Welcome to Paedogeddon!!
(Jimmy Jangle, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)

genuine scroll-down LOL

( lemonhead, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

Quick
Call the Daily Mail! (or Zoo, they might want to steal it!)
(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)

Woo and yay.
That's lovely.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

Might be handy if the chavs could spell paedophiles
Top Draw wooage!
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:41, archived)

monkeon get my Best Poster of all time vote
for being consistently brilliant!

/lurk
(kurios_oranj, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)