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[challenge entry] This applies to everyone, not just the Americans or Al Qaeda
not just the Americans or Al Qaeda

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Woggleknob!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:51, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:52, archived)
# And proud of it!
Oh, is that a bad thing nowadays?

Bumstitch!

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:54, archived)
# *puts the knife down*
ok im offically tired and i said i was going to bed 3 hours ago...
I dislike the angle of this compo - but this is the best so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Compliments indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:54, archived)
# That'll never work.
Some wacked out long-haired pinko said the same thing
over 2000 years ago. So they killed him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:55, archived)
# HMmm
aren't we a clever Dan?
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 22:29, archived)
# What about ..
68,083 Iraqis Killed by us
2,000,000 Killed + 20,000,000 displaced Iraqis by Saddam

We have some catching up to do!!
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:56, archived)
# I am not taking sides
I just think it is time to stop killing people. I know about killing people. It isn't very nice.

Let's just stop, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Jesus said it, Mohammed said it, Lao Tzu said it...
Pretty much everyone important has said the same thing, but we keep on doing it. Maybe we're just stupid animals and we're not very good at stopping ourselves from fighting. Consciousness is an illusion, we're still slaves to hormones and alpha pack mentalities.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:03, archived)
# It is true.
Almost everyone is okay alone, but most people are shit in a gang.

I, of course, am different.

I am not nice alone.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:05, archived)
# 20 million displaced?
The entire population of Iraq is 27 million. Where did you get that number from?

Besides, are you suggesting we (you. I'm not involved in this) kill/displace a similar number to fix the things?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 20 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# The 68,000 number
is off by a factor of 10: The Lancet.
(Araneidae, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I'm not arguing,
but sadly mass public protests seem to have had no impact on US and UK government forgeign policies, and now the middle east is so buggered that we'd be practically killing the people ourselves to pull out.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 0:59, archived)
# It is true.
The UN should not have backed down. The UK should have stood up for itself.

We should insist on paying for Oil in Euros or pounds.

That said, we can change the war to an IFOR style affair now, but the Yanks don't want to.

The real problem is not America or This false war. The reason 119 occurred is merely that thousands upon thousands of Arabs are being murdered and the Western world sits back. I think that it is getting close to being time to blame Israel for everything again. Worked for Hitler.

Oh no, wait a minute. I think I'd better think it out again.

/fagin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:03, archived)
# My theory is that there's just too damn many of us.
Seriously, we're all too crowded on this tiny little planet. We're a great species on the level of small groups. As tribes, we rock. We have men hunting, women farming so the hunters don't starve, gay people raise the kids and do all the hoodoo... It works. As soon as we get big groups meeting each other then conflict starts. What we need is a really good plague. That'll slow down the wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:10, archived)
# It'll play havoc with the house prices though.
I agree. We work well when we know each other. In small villages nobody gets rocks thrown at their cars because the victim is a person.

To most people Arabs are as impersonal as fish.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:14, archived)
# about 60/70 % of the UK's land does not have houes on it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# whoa
heavy

*click*
(horrid, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Blimey! That's rather poignant.
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Hello, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:06, archived)
# 'Ning squire
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Well,
I'm not killing anyone at the moment, which must be a start, eh?

You?

[EDIT: I'll talk to you up there, by the two ugly women.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Don't like this compo at all.....for no other reason than.. just find it boring...
But your picture *I DO LIKE* ..... I don't know if the statistics you quote are acurate..???... but your sentiment is 100 and a million percent spot on .... Likes clicks applauds......nice font as well ...!!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Not accurate?
2.6 Palestinians a day (so I exaggerated), other than that, all good to go.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Well if I can say nice font....
I'm sure you'r allowed to to make 2.6 into 3....!!!! seriously though ... this should be front page.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:52, archived)
# wow
I bet that 0.6 of a palestinian is pissed off

*clicks*

I wouldn't mind so much if the government just came clean and said "we only want the oil in the Middle East" or "we just plain don't like Arabs" rather than feeding us bullshit about terrorism.

Can I have a new planet please? This one's broken
(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# No
Kill more people. The world is overpopulated.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 1:44, archived)
# i think your estimate of iraqi civilians is low by a few hundred thousand.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 4:17, archived)
# I agree
but these are reported figures. I don't want to take sides.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i don't mind doing so.
the 'official numbers' coming from the outlaw countries in the coalition are bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Sense
I did not squeal with joy for yet another chance for people to take the Twin Towers and do wacky wacky hilarious OMG PMSL things with them. It's gone from a bit of bad taste humor to full-on sick, and quite honestly old hat. But nice to see this entry. And, well, it's so true and simple yet people still don't get it.
(LokiMD, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Excuse me, what the fuck?
What does Israel have to do with it? They have been fighting the palestinians forever.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Uh
Fighting Slaughtering
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)
#
forever about 50 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# MIddle Eastern Political Analysis
from a twelve year-old. Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# what ah fink aboot Israel
location, location, location

Summary: IMHO, there would be no problem if the Israelites had decided not to camp in the Middle East, but picked somewhere a bit safer...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I suppose...
The only problem with a comp entry like this is it makes everyone go 'yeah man, errr, thats what we all mean too'. Because OF COURSE we dont want things like this to ever happen, and I dont particularly feel it needs someone going 'guys, this is serious, lets not go too far', anyone needing that explaining to them is obviously a twunt anyway.

i suppose the point is if i ever felt I had to explain that killing one person (let alone countless thousands) is wrong then I wont want to continue speaking to that person/persons.

and by the way im not getting all Captain Argument about this, i just think an emotive subject doesn't really require the kind of entries like this.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)
# i like how you make it sound like palestine aren't involved in any of the killing.
whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Yeah, I noticed that, too
Seems to be a common misconception for some reason
(Abuscruffy, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
#
for some reason due to Media bias/Palestinian propaganda
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Needs more Quo
Otherwise, as you were son.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Something conspiracy theorists haven't considered...
The US president can't even get his dick sucked without everyone in the world finding out, what hope does he have of hiding something as big as this?
(TimChuma, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# would have been better
if "unnecessary" had been spelt correctly

(spelling nazi mode off)

(rogerzilla, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Hmmm
As much as it's true, it doesn't really belong in a competition for conspiracy pics...

No-one else agree?
(alitheg, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Yeah
Post it somewhere where more people will see it. Or at the very least where there's people that would actually be bothered to do something about it if they saw it.
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