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[challenge entry] right, you're all bored of this by now, but I've bloody finished it, so you have to see it all over again.
This is probably because I am a cunt, but I did use scissors in making it, as you can see from the black and white.


Click here for full story including food preparation, recipe ideas and associated gore.

I am fully prepared to be shouted at for this and, in some circumstances, I suppose that this could be considered to be NSFW.

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Dear fucking lord.
I'm not sure what to say. It's not really what I wanted to see to be honest. Congrats on the new little one and all that but....*weeps*
EDIT: Beer time...back later
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# considering you were being such an unreasonable cunt to killerkitti earlier
this post is fucking shit and horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I wasn't trying to be a cunt,
I was trying to say 'look at the eyes on this, do more of that and less of the lines' but it cam out wrong.

You fucking ginger tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# jesus shuddering fcuk :-o
I'm scared of you all over again :-o
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# You complain when KillerKitti spams the board with her boring traces
BUT YOU WON'T
STOP
THE
PLACENTA

WHY WON'T THE PLACENTA STOP
IT JUST WON'T STOP
AHA
HAHAHAHAHA

Well done, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Seriously
why not just go buy a nice pie out of sainsbury's and eat that instead?

Next week: Caesar salad but with jizz dressing
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# indeed,
actually a rhubarb pie would look very similar, but would taste better (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# No thanks, we're closed
Have a click anyway (assuming you did, in fact, feed vegans meat)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I did.
See the tattoo on the vegan's arm towards the end of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Well then that's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have a cdc woo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# evenin' Bonnie!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# 'Ning, my good man*
*May contain traces of SHUT THE FUCK UP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha, only kiddlin! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Kiddlin* is a bad word to use in the presence of a 15 year old, just after insulting him
*kiddy fiddling
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# but Bonnie Langford must be about 50 by now
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# SHUT UP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Yummy!
...er...I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I like eating meat
I mean, I really like meat, and I've been known to eat some strange things/animals.
But I don't think I'd have enjoyed preparing that (though I'd probably have eaten it).

Still, you get bonus points for letting vegans eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# It wasn't too bad really.
I don't really like liver, but this is like weak liver to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Alright
kind of a liver lover myself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I have placentoral fame!

EDIT: It actually look quite nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# You should get a doggy bag in the post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# That reminds my of my time in Korea:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# you have some serious issues.
You and any other sick fucker who decides to eat placenta. What's next? Are you gonna skin your grandmother when she dies? or maybe drink the contents of her catheter bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# He makes a good point, Pedantichrist
Catheter bag sounds fucking delicious
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I have had to put catheters in someone.
it's not nice.

I'd not eat my gran, she'd have died of something, but I would eat, say, my finger, should it get irreversibly removed in an accident.

I want to be stuffed when I die and kept as a macabre mannequin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# eeeeww.
that came from a woman's mimsy... and you ate it...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Yummay!
Can I try some next time?

I also enjoyed imagining the vegans were under the impression you had served a tofu casserole, then a week later an intriguing link arrives by email which gradually reveals the true horror...
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Ewwwwwww!
you put carrots in it!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# i remember hugh fernly whatshismane
got slaughtered for doing this a few years back.
seems to me we are one of the few animals that baulk at doing this sort of thing, also as far as i can tell it should be suitable for veggies, nothing got killed to produce it.
i myself don't fancy the idea, i'd prefer to not even be involved in the conception never mind eating the results.

bit about conception may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)