DIE INFIDDLE!


From the Infidels! challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

bow down!
oh christ that makes me want to punch myself
( gravytrain, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

don't be so violint

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

too true!
I find all forms of brutality very . . . bass


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

stop it dave, you're rapidly burning your bridges.

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

People just need to cello out man...

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

I spose if the most voilent
w' orchestrated, they might not get the horn


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

Just kick back with a nice glass of clar(in)et...
No need to snare people into anything more than that...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

You'll need to drum up more interest than that!

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

On what are you bass-ing this?

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

Well - I don't really know...
But I'm trumpeting it from every corner.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

Cor! (anglais)
there is absolutley no way to pun the Ondes Martenot...

So There(min) you go...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

If you're struggling getting a pun
just have a fiddle around and you'll get it.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

dont harp on about it

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

That's it...
...time to string you lot up!
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

don't fret

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

We're stringing these out a bit aren't we?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

not achording to the rest of the punners
one little fiddle pun and viola! pun thread.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

I'm quavering in fear
Not meaning to get crotchety or anything, but I think I'll go outside for a rest
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

So noted
You could go down to the bar. Or going to hang around the flat?
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

treble (clef) punnage!
I think I'll go outside for a little breve myself, I'm not sure if endless punning is my forte. That's the crescendo for me.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

A good thumping in the tummy
woodwind the punners.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

*splurts tea*
Oh bollocks....

Nice one dbroon
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

top ingerish skill
woo
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

now you see, what you've done there
is slightly misread what they're saying.
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

no, no, you can only mis-read
what they're writing . . . (or typing)

C]:0D


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

wrote or typed

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

Bah!
foiled again
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

So, just me that finds this pretty sinister then?
Well I'M not going near another violinist for a while anyway....
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

hehe
I deliberately searched for sinister eyes, since it was an anti infiddle propaganda thingy.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

Success!!
*continues to avoid violinists*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

heheheh
g-string 'em up!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

Maddie!?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)