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[challenge entry] DIE INFIDDLE!

From the Infidels! challenge. See all 170 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# bow down!
oh christ that makes me want to punch myself
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# don't be so violint
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# too true!
I find all forms of brutality very . . . bass


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# stop it dave, you're rapidly burning your bridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# People just need to cello out man...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I spose if the most voilent
w' orchestrated they might not get the horn


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Just kick back with a nice glass of clar(in)et...
No need to snare people into anything more than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# You'll need to drum up more interest than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# On what are you bass-ing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Well - I don't really know...
But I'm trumpeting it from every corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Cor! (anglais)
there is absolutley no way to pun the Ondes Martenot...

So There(min) you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# If you're struggling getting a pun
just have a fiddle around and you'll get it.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# dont harp on about it
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That's it...
...time to string you lot up!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# don't fret
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# We're stringing these out a bit aren't we?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# not achording to the rest of the punners
one little fiddle pun and viola! pun thread.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I'm quavering in fear
Not meaning to get crotchety or anything, but I think I'll go outside for a rest
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# So noted
You could go down to the bar. Or going to hang around the flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# treble (clef) punnage!
I think I'll go outside for a little breve myself, I'm not sure if endless punning is my forte. That's the crescendo for me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# A good thumping in the tummy
woodwind the punners.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *splurts tea*
Oh bollocks....

Nice one dbroon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# top ingerish skill
woo
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# now you see, what you've done there
is slightly misread what they're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# no, no, you can only mis-read
no you can only mis-readwhat they're writing . . . (or typing)

C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# wrote or typed
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Bah!
foiled again
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# So, just me that finds this pretty sinister then?
Well I'M not going near another violinist for a while anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hehe
I deliberately searched for sinister eyes, since it was an anti infiddle propaganda thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Success!!
*continues to avoid violinists*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# heheheh
g-string 'em up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Maddie!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)