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[challenge entry] I needs a new filter. (Edit: looks like I need a Pillock filter too)

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# took me a while
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Where's my Viagra, you charlatan??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# 'nings sexy
it just sent me to b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ' nings fella
You still on for Derby?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# fraid not/mebbe
for some reason I have to pay rent. Who knew?
I'm still free this weekend so its just waiting till tomorrow to see if I have enough money for petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
# ah gotcha
Rent is important, aye... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Good news is though I got a new job that I start next week
so I should be able to afford to goto bashes later on. But 300 miles worth of petrol is a lot of money for a skint student like me, the train tickets arn't much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# BIGGER
NSFW Go eat shit b3ta cunts
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# o_O
Sorry?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Does somebody need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# You really are a retarded mong aren't you?
Twat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# if you don't like it here, why not go somewhere else instead?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# what are you babbling on about?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7733038
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# What's with this guy?
I thought he was ok?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# No, he's an arse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# when did we get a tea icon!?!?!?
I must have it!

oh and SMOOOOSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Dunk it!
Dunk it hard!
  
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# raccoon braaaaaains
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I have my steamhat to fend off biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *smoooooshes*
Was with the last set of icons
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ha ha i didn't even notice I had it

  
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# That's going to get soggy soon
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Fuck
He really is!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Temper temper
you tart
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# relax mate, it's just a bit of board nazi criticism
nothing to get so worked up about. post a good funny image under the faq rules, and most here will appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Now, now....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# have you been having drug fueled sex with animals again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *dusts off the old machine*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# i like the way the number reading wobbles as it picks up the reading
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# haha, it's supposed to represent them spinning by...
happy birthday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# thank yous
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# yay for c***ometers
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Oh NOES!!! it's too BROWN!
"It's too this!"
"It's too that!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I don't like your font
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Eat more fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# pffrrt...
on a completely unrelated note, does anyone have that picture of the german shepherd with a cat in it's mouth? i shall reward you with anal rape, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Only with my caption, sorry


*lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# that's the one i was looking for, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Original
www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/animals/AngryDog.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# BIGGER
BIGGER
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# he's having a tantrum...just ignore him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Bigger!
bigger,optimized it,nsfw !blehbleh bleh..nazicunts
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hello. I love you. Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# BIGGER
NSFW Victorion bastards
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Yes *phone voice*
Welcome to the New Improved Bigger English Victorian Nazi Cunts Society Board, how may I help you?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# can I have stuffed crust with pepperoni, chili, onions and olives please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# "stuffed crust"
just sounds wrong
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Coming right up!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# dry your eyes sweetheart

*pats bum*

now go play nice with the other kids
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# You are the whining kids
BIGGER NSFW THIS an THAT and piss off crybaby
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# aaaaw poor didums
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Go make
some infant cartoons bastard with a IQ of a chimp and come back whining about optimizing and BIGGER and SMALLER and this and that..Go fuck yourself
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# go fuck off and learn how to string together a coherent sentence

THEN come back an tell me what I should and shouldn't do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# HIGH FIEEEEEV!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I would suggest that as you are the person who posts on here hoping for good/positive comment on your images (why else would you be here)
that you perhaps step back a bit fella, take a deep breath, and try to get along.

We have an faq for image guidelines which are there for the benefit of everyone, not just one or two peeps on the board.

If you don't like the general feeling, and if you do keep on posting huge images, or posting nsfw images that get mod edited, what do you expect.

Take a deep breath fella, it's only an internet messageboard, and if you want to get the praise etc etc for images, then try to fit in and adhere to the guidelines as best you can. No one minds the odd few kb over every now and then, but optmising isn't the hardest thing in the world to do, and if you find it tricky, then just ask for help.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *applauds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# really
it would be wise to log out or calm down.
You will be talking to yourself very soon otherwise.

Have a flap!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Fuck off
just fuck off childish board with kittens
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# No but I will gladly
click the handy ignore button situated below your latest sobbing.

Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Wraaaah ignoring me whraaaah
what a awefull penalty...O i am so sorry now...Pfff,ignore me al , boardbaby
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# haha are you Borat?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
No, he's too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Get a life!
After a year and more on this board why is it you are as mature as the last load I spurted.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hmm I wonder just how mature that is
*opens oatcakes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# didn't someone else throw the toys out of the pram just last week or so?
must be the 'in' thing to do these days
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# OPTIMIZED IT
bastard
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Am I missing something here?
It's only 34.19 kB

That's pretty small...

help anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# scroll down a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# He's angry about the Chuckle Brothers pun?
That's something of an over-reaction surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# okay
a bit more than that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Bronic, meet tiberius
Tiberius is having a temper tantrum because yet again he posted an image that was too big for the board and got flamed for it. He doesn't learn, ever.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# But he managed a FP that was under the limit...
So surely this is all some kind of ruse to up his stats count, get some of flaming random quote and post nekkid tiem?

Nekkid Tiberius, do you concur?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# About the only thing I've seen him post that was under the limit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# NSFW!
BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Two criticisms that could justly be labelled at my nekkid time....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# You win!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)