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# I'm not sure how much crime the police's teletext pages prevent...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha!!
the second one isn't me.....
*looks shiftey*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
The mixed race photofit is particularly special.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# this is great
and I hate dialup

'ello b3ta

*vanishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I have no idea what this is based on (because I'm just a mercan)
But it makes me giggle. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# oh man
you are missing so much braindead crap

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletext

it's a one way 1980's internet!

:D

edit: woo, 1975
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Huh!
That's pretty cool stuff! I feel so backwards and uninformed over here sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# according to wiki it's coming to an end
ah well

nothing lasts forever, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# if so, can b3ta take it over?
be nice to carry on some kind of service for people
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# b3tatext
:D

oh man that would be the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# straight into old people's homes
to a captive audience
it'd be great
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# they'd go "eeeeee, this programme is a bit strange"
and just *CONTINUE WATCHING AND MUTTERING* all day long

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# What about b3tamax?
*Slinks back into the shadows...*
(Poison-System-X, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# BOLLOCKS!
www.swisstxt.ch/TSI/100-00.html

it only gets better.


now, if only I had a "quiz answer" key on my keyboard..
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# yay
science!

but I'm not in switerlandland

and so cannot pickup switzerland teletext unless I use a 80 ft aerial
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I would imagine
it isn't broadcast in the digital signal.

They've got BBCi, etc. for things like teletext.
(lord retchington spleen, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha
mixed race
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Brilliant!
I remember days off school watching pages from ceefax, waiting for telly to start!!
/old
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Yep, me too
/all this were fields
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# . . .
Maybe

:D
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahaa!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Needs more 'Bamboozle'
/but it IS great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Bamboozle
!!
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# yes.
woo yay and houpla!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Bees are not wasps
Beards - pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# this is brilliant.
(though huge due to inappropriate 'saving as a jpeg'age)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# meh
what's a few dozen kb amongst friends?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Pffft!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Dear PC Friar,
I laughed out loud and for some minutes whilst reading this post. Is this legal?

also... Teletexterific
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)
# that's maybe the best thing I've ever seen
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Needs more digitiser
Teletext, that is. Fantastic work *click*
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Why is bigamy a crime?
I'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# then the 4lph4 males will get all the girls...
... gotta save some for us b3ta males, right?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking genious!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
Just brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)
# That
was a much needed chuckle.

Fucking top job sir.
(Mazrim, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I'm a child of the Eighties..
...and this is genius.
(man_d is being watched by experts on, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Delurks . . .
I could watch this forever. All it needs is Mr Biffo. How do I get to page 373 though?
/relurks
(garrison, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Mr Biffo you say?
www.moleman.freeserve.co.uk/

I'd forgotten how amusing the whole "turner the worm being sick" thing was.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Docdead likes pork., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
the mixed race one made me laugh an obsceeeene amount :D

Congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
#
wasn't expecting 'pink eyes'.

a work of some genius
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)
# This is easily
one of my favourite things ever on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 30 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# pahah
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# hilarious!
i love the mixed race photofit :D
(Astrid, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Ha!
Nice attention to d!tail
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# wow
this made me lol so motherfucking hard. damn you.
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Classic!
Best post I've seen in weeks! Woo to yoo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I can die happy now...
...knowing that I have witnessed a master stroke of genius.
(mode80, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)
# I was looking for the hold button!
(PR Steve last checked his dick hadn't fallen off on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)
# blatext
Anyone remember this?

www.ejuice-media.com/work/blatext/

I'm hosting it on a different server at the moment, but I'm working on getting it back to it's full url glory.

(bob T builder, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)