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# I done a draw.
It's an African pantscat hunting a Meersock. I drawed it up good for a friend's birthday.



Tell me I'm good or I'll eat your faces off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# you don't want to eat my face,
it's all spotty and hideous...
nice drawage though!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Your face is spared. It would taste of horse loving and stray clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm pizza
also, nicely executed illustration
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# i suppose the fact i've just eaten 6 cherry bakewells doesn't help....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Well I do keep telling you to
wash properly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# you loser....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# ;)
So worth it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *crawls back out from under desk*
i didn't belive it for a second...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Admit it or I shall post the evidence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *gasps*
you can't violate the sanctitiy of the gaz!!
where would that leave us?!

fine.
i beleived momentarilaliallailly
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# VICTORY IS MINE!
KISS MY RING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# you could get incapacity benefits
www.guardian.co.uk/money/2007/nov/19/workandcareers
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha!!
i can't come in today, i have a massive zit on my arse..
*claims*
wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# "I can't come in today"
"because your a shite company and you suck"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# You're good
*saves face being eaten for another day*

Anything with pance gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# 'ning sweetie!
Any replies to your Jaffa Challenge yet?

I reckon I've got it sewn up . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# in your dreams!
that prize is as good as mine!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *shish kebabs with own sword*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# i can now you've just put a massive hole in my stomach!!
*scoffs jaffas*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# 'ning
A good few have signed up but still no pictures have been forthcoming.

I hope they realise that the closing date is Sunday!
Watch out for DTF today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# COR!
Ace! I'm out for lunch with TLH so I dunno yet . . . I shall report back


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# run little meersock..run!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# BBQ or chilli sauce with my face?


No, tis lovely :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# pants cat has the pants of a cat
and the pants of a cat

er
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# It just writes itself doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# yes
clearly

I like the pic btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Ignore what everyone else says.

I like it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# SNARN!
Goody :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Everyone knows you don't find Pantscats outside of Asia
you fool :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# You're thinking of the Bengali spotted pantscat.
This is the African plains pantscat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# the Bengali has the brown streaks at the back
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Not if you give it worming tablets
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Around the base of its brown tail aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# It's the meersock that rocks my rockery.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# it's good
it's good in any number of ways
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# even umpteen ways?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# We seem to think the same way today
Others might say "bah mindpiss" but umpteen is clearly nothing like 455.

It contains more green bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# And as I understand it anything umpteen is shined clean by a little bloke with a tache.
He rides around in an old school aircraft for some reason but we still love him all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# umpteen is officially 454
but 455 is also a number and therefore contained within my simple "any number" Venn diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Is there anything that can't be proved via the gift of Venn diagrams?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# The existance of extra terrestrials?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I guess there are some things that can't then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I have drawn a Venn diagram just now that proves
they do exist. But I have drawn it on my desk with a mixture of mucus and bile and can't show you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Men in black will be there shortly to take your desk.
Will Smith will distract you by getting jiggy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# wasn't it pachey that did one of those diagrams about us?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# was the the b3tans her and Wow would shag diagram?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Even 455?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# pants cat
pantscat pantscat pantscat
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# gilette pantscat!
at fucking MACH 3

because shaving your face with a cat in it's pants is like flying a 40 million jet fighter armed with fucking rockets, yeah!

now I got a smooth head!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# ...
vonbpress.com/pantscat/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Quick, to the legal team!
Although I couldn't sue Eddie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# That am most WOO!
i'm lovin' it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Triffic!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Tis lovely and woo
but somehow fearsome
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# PANTSCAT!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# No need to threaten,
that image is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)