Quick and dirty.
This is more like my level of comedy.


CFB

From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

I've just had a feeling of being dirty
A PC World advert was on TV and I imagined what it would be like working for them.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

*sharpens his axe*
...like this *throws axe* CATCH!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

You say that as if it's a challenge to catch a flying axe
I know for a fact that if you dive in front of it, it is incredibly easy to embed it in your skull and stop it from falling to the ground.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

*writes this down*

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

And if you use some else's skull
You can repeat the trick over and over.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

Hamlet's party piece
in between soliloquies
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

THAT'S where I've been going wrong!
SkUG, you should be taking notes from Tribs, he's good at this!

Look! *throws another axe at Tribs*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

*intercepts with skull*
see, that's how it's done
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

*uses random /talk b3tan's skull to catch axe*
Ooo look, the inside is like a creme egg!
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

full of jizz?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

but i've got a collection of 3 axes in my forehead now
*catches that one too*
four! *sells em on ebay*
*profit*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Depends who the customers are
Could have had a right laugh planting child porn pics onto Glitters hard drive and saying "LOOK WHAT GARY DID!"
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

"this pc has 500mb of RAM!!!111"
"OMFG i'll take twelvty!!! AND a copy of NOrton for only £69.95!1"
"LOL!"
PC woooooorld
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

Their current ads
have the slogan "PC World: the best of both worlds"
Which both worlds?
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

swindon
and lazytown
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

i beg to differ
teletubby land and belguim
( head-doctor internet, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

well!
BOTH 'both worlds' you, you, you, stupid USER

/former helpdesk blog, where the answer I provide you will be technically correct, but totally useless to you all at the same time
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

It's the lack of customer service associated with web shopping
coupled with the overpriced warranties associated with electrical retailers.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

That makes sense.

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

in Homebase today
the person on the till said:
"Would you like a warranty for the 8000 hour energy saving lightbulb?"

I said "you are f**king joking?"
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

Fortunately
they wouldn't recognize a PC if they saw one.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)