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Should've used a TomTom....groans inwardly

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( Ninj, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

no wonder he's lost the silly bastard
they filmed the movie in new zealand.

maybe a spaceship will come and take you home tom you daft berk.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)

If they can find him, he's a little chap

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)

How can she stand next to Katie Holmes and not want to die?
Katie Holmes looks more lovely and elegant every time I see her, whereas Victoria Beckham looks more and more like a badly cut up ex porn star with fucking anorexia.

Look at those awful excuses for tits. I mean REALLY.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)

I enhanced her a bit too
CFS
Although didn't do much to her implanted bits...
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)

Only a tiny bit.
It's still the same excuse for a woman. And she used to be so very, very fit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)

You certainly did - she's actually the same height as Cruise.

See?
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)

Look how lovely Mel C is.
Geri's another one who can fuck off- she had a lovely figure on her and then she obviously decided to stop being a woman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)

Ahahaha!
Fucking helllll!
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:58, archived)

Oh dear...
...it took me far too long to realise that was shopped.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 19:26, archived)

Because she gets on with her?

( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)

Stranger things have happened, I suppose.
I just know if I looked that unhealthy intentionally, I'd be jealous of a lovely looking girl like her.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)

Maybe she's just happy with the attention she recieves already.
Like being idealised somewhat on ugly betty, at least in narrative.

And there's the money.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)

Idealised for showing that to be really, really successful, you have to be severely underweight. (or at least, it helps)
Excuse me while I show a complete lack of being impressed.

The money's good, she can burn it to keep warm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)

True there's no morals in there, but would she give a shit?
I think not, sadly.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)

I don't think she's given anything approaching a shit for a good few years.
Maybe a white pellet made of mainly protein tablets every six months.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)

Well yes a diet to make a dystopian dictator's food management blush would hinder her crapping.
But she wouldn't give an equivalent measure of shit.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)

Agreed.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)

Katie looks weirdly like a young Teri Hatcher there

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)

You are not wrong, actually.
She's a lovely looking girl. Not doing any of this 'omg look at my vulva' thing a lot of the young Hollywood people do now. Which is refreshing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)

She's been corrupted in other ways though
If only some of the claims are to be believed about the CoS's influences on her...
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)

Oooh, continue...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)

A quick google search for "katie holmes" scientology
Turns up a depressingly large number of results...
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)

And Tom looks like a Hitler!

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)

That's nicely done!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)

Ta

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)

arf!
what's he standing on this time?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)

jews

( spaceage, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)

apparently
she started crying on that spice girls reunited thing because she looked so much better then, one day maybe she'll realise if she doesn't start eating her sons won't have a mother
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)

oh they will.
Rebecca Loos will call David in the first five minutes, I reckon.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)

Hahahaha
*office lols*
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)

This amuses me greatly.
*click*
( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)

Pipsqueak . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)

hahaha excellent!

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)

Hahah
*click*
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)

Oof

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)