Another quick and dirty one


Surprised nobody's done this one
(...apologies if someone has and I missed it...)

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(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

Arf!
Nice username. Also, is that really a coot? - it's not bald ;)

Good 'nings, and a happy Thursdaymas to all!!
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)

*plucks and shaves*
there you go!
'ning!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

'ning Hamster!
I didn't know it was Thursdaymass, should I have brought a gift?
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

Nah, you're all right
In my opinion, commercialism spoils the true spirit of Thursdaymas.
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)

Aha! Finally someone I can agree with.
I only get the kiddies something so it doesn't spoil it for them. I'm dreading Eastervalmass...
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

stupid poxy easter.
no wonder there are so many fat kids.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)

Oi! I was a fat kid once!
It wasn't JUST Easter...
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

pffft!
hey fatty boom boom!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

*weeps*
*runs off and hides*
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

i can see you sticking out of either side of that tree!
hahahahaha!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

Wouldn't be so bad only it's a sequoia...

( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

haha!
and i didn't wiki it or anything!
*looks about*
nope.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

What I lack in sleekness, I make up for in useless tree knowledge.
The above is the extent of my useless tree knowledge.

Fuck.
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)

*bows down*
my master.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)

*places coffee cup on Ives's back*
*runs*
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)

*stands up*
AARRGGHHH!!!
MY ARSE CRACK!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

Yet again I have managed to turn the tables on you Mr. Ives.
Perhaps one day you will learn not to toy with my emotions.... Perhaps....

*turns away in rotating chair thingy, with cat on lap*
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

moorhens have a red bit
jut remember the r in moorhen, coots are bald
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

How very right you are, sir...
...what I really can't work out is where the other phrase comes from: "Queer as a coot." How can an entire species of waterfowl be bent?
(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)

that's a new one on me.
and i haven't heard bent being used in that context for at least 20 years.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)

Would that be
the context of sexual orientation, or the context of waterfowl?
(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)

Nice one...

- Quick (tick)
- Dirty (tick)
- Surprised (tick)
- Apology (tick)

_£_ (PoundStretcher Hat)
( Sir Wobbly Bloke "Sodding Abusive Ducks" - Hats for the win on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

you win at lo-fi hats

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

hahahaha!
i'm also amazed that i've been able to resist the urge to repost the dozen of these i've done.

can't even get that right
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

I honestly doubt it..

( prodigy69 cocked and his arms akimbo, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

hahaha!!
you'll never leave.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)