And the moral of the story is...
don't try to turn a real animal into a musical instrument

It gets very messy, very quickly
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Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:12,
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Playing it wouldn't be though
unless you like blowing up doves bumholes
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Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15,
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With a resoundung
"This it what I think of your peaceful symbolism" *BLOW
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Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18,
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office lol involving my assistant ask me if I'm alright.
I'm only blowing up a dove's bum if I get to tie a knot in it's colon and have a lovely feathery balloon.
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Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19,
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Is anyone else thinking of
Mark Llama's Happy Party Furry Gerbiloons right now?
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Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22,
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yay!
for mark llama the gerbil farmer!
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Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29,
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Funniest thing I've read all day.
/tips hat/
Thank you kind sir/madam/rodent.
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Linbox has bought a drum kit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23,
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