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# Henry hated that *he* was always the one sent to get more ammo.

larger than my overdraft size here.
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# ooooh
is this some flashy new game?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Errrm.
I think it's Gears of War, or that Resistance: Fall of Man thingummy.

/doesn't know shit about games blog
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# Its Gears
.
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# The one
that used the church without permission?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# that's the badger
Edit: I evidently *do* know shit about games, then :)

Mind you, it was on the Today programme.
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# nope it's Gears of War

*spits*

the one with the church is resistance fall of man
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yeah, I know :)
I must have read Joe's reply differently to everyone else. Or I need to put my glasses on. Or something.
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# whoops!
did they get stung for it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# No, this is Gears of War
The one that used the church is Resistance: Fall of Man
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yep, Resistance: Fall of Man
*is now totally confused*
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# *ignores all first person shooters equally*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I am currently sans console, but these sort of games really don't do a lot for me.
I liked XIII, though. That looked great.
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# XIII
is a cocking brilliant game...

Wish my housemate hadn't taken the X-Box with him when he left...

EDIT - It's basically the Bourne Identity dressed up in game form. Good cameos from David Duchovny et al though...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Ooo!
What's the new IMB book?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Its called
Matter, I'm only about half way through but it's one of the better ones, IMO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *joys*
out in paperback yet?

/skint
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hmm not sure
should be, tis worth getting anyway!

Edit: Think Inversions crossed with Look to Windward
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# oooOOOOooooo!
I've just downloaded the audiobook. Looking forward to it very much.
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# didn't know they did those for Culture novels!
Who reads it, IMB himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Audible was where I got it.
Toby Longworth (v good voice actor) doing the reading.
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# hahahaha!!!
hurry up henry!!
do you want to us to use harsh language intsead?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *grabs pulse rifle*
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# monkey!!
we are leaving!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# i got a bad feeling about this drop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Crowe, you always say that....
:)
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# somebody wake up hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Look into my eye
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# a day in the marine corps is like a day on the farm
every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade, i LOVE the corps!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# no
have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# This has *got* to be b3ta's favourite film...
:D
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# b3tards mostly come out at night
mostly
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# it's my number 2 film of all time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# what's #1 then?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop posting to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# jaws.
best. film. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I really do think you might be me.
In other news, work is shit, people are cunts and it's only you lot keeping me calm at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *applies special calming lotion to the Cap'n*
Better?
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# :D my mind's far too dirty for your sensitivity.
You're a lovely chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *massages feet*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Oh I really do need this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# well
there's enough room for 2 in my clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
#
clothes bed
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# there's enough for at least 6 in there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# i think you and the captain'll need plenty of room
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# i am rather fond of starfish impressions
and i have been likened to scarlet...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# good lord...
*loosens tie*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *tightens straps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hurk!
my blood supply!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *considers necrophilia*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *shakes*
Ohhhhh don't say things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# because now she wants to be inside your clothes.
with you still in them.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Well she does need my sevices
more so than manwife.


*prepares hire form*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hmm
do i agree to the terms and conditions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Oh there's nothing to worry about there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# so
it's just one payment of £19.99, the six monthly payments of £9.99?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# oooh price has gone down again then
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i'm both cheap and nasty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# not bad... for a b3tan..
*squirts white fluid*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# get away from her
you BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# well i never!
*walks off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# guess she don't like the cornbread either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ahhhhh
absoultely badasses!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# let's pack 'em in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# THEY'RE DEAD, OKAY? Can I go now?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# remember
short, controlled bursts

deja vu from yesterday somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# well, there goes our salvage guys.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# you always were an asshole, Gorman
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# close your eyes, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# you always say that. you always say "i got a bad feeling about this drop"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# how many drops is this for you, lieutenant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Bad Call? Burke those people are DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# i'm gonna see they nail you right to the wall on this one
right to the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Bishop, you did ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I prefer the term Artificial Person, myself
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# and you, you little shithead,
you're staying here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *meows*
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# where d'you want 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Bay 5, please
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha!
I've no idea what's going on, but his little face made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Woo!
psst - your linked pic is exactly the same as the posted one
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ooopsy!
hang on....sorted now.
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# this is exactly how i pictured
the later parts of james herbert's the fog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# just kerb stomp the fuckers instead
EAT SHIT AND DIE
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# Hahahahahahaa
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