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( WiL can take it all!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

:-) I quite like that, actually.
Nicely!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

hahahahaha
A toap-free zone
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

Hahaha
:D

[ed] What a deleting shit bag!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

this is splendid

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

Sorry Wil
TJ: I'm not a nazi, I'm quite fluffy, but I bloody hate thread deleting. Does my tits in.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

*calms*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

Ahhhh, that's better.
You back for good or just for a bit?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

just dipping my toes
this place doesn't change much
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

Hahahaha, as if it could.
Look:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/faeb3ta1.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

*dribbles*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

Lovely new t shirt.
Tis very comfy!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

looks very snug
;)
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Aye, it is.
I can't photograph myself without adding about a stone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Your hair = the winner
that's an awesome shade o crimson milady
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog!
'ello
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

*smoooosh*
www.b3ta.com/board/8144899

how are you medear?
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

cool, thanks!
what have you done with teh barnybobs?

*searches high and low*

:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

He was here yesterday
ou est le freebs aujourd hui?

*looks down the side of sofa*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

that pound coin is definitely mine

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

*scowls*
'ere, have it

I'm well having this fluffy Worthers Original then
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

ah! i've found the remote
*changes channel from Jeremy to Trisha*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

*changes the channel from Trisha to 'off'*
:D LETS GO TO ALTON TOWERS INSTEAAAD!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

now there's a good idea!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

He's addicted to wrestling on facebook

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

sounds painful

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hehehe thank you!
Pure henna with a bit of turmeric, splash of red wine and some cinnamon.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

Sounds delish :)
I mostly use Shwartzkopf live colour and the blood of fresh virgins
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Ah, I can't use proper dye any more.
Too many years of using it and fucking my hair up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

mine is heading that way :(
I think I may die when I have to stop reddifying my hairs - it's what holds all my powers and leet skillz
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

Heeeennnnna
get pure, add a good portion of red wine and use tea instead of water. You should get a decent red from that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

*Takes notes*
I think I might come and move in with you so you can be my life teacher
I shall bring tea and buns :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

Ohhhhhh yeah
I could use a live-in wench.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

What do my wench duties entail?
Bringing tankards of mead and such?

though if you are in fact me in another dimension, won't meeting each other cause A PARADOX? *fears*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

We'll be fine.
And yes, flagons of mead. Knee tremblers behind the barrelstore. You know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

Luckily I have all these skills
on my wench CV :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

O.O

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

O-o

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Googly eyes!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME OR MY T SHIRT.
I AM LOVELY AND SO IS THE SHIRT. GAZE UPON MY LOVELY COUNTENANCE.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

*knods*

with a side helping of fwoar!! :)
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

you look very fetching in it.
the green was a fine choice of colour.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

:D It's about 40% of my wardrobe!
Thank you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

ME TOO
are you me in another dimension?
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

I think so!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

\o/

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

I want one.
*puts on 'to buy' list*
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

It's dead comfy, it's lovely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

hats!!
*hugs*
how the devil art thou?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

good thanks!
nice to see some old faces
i was worried i'd pop in and not recognise anyone!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

Thanks for changing your name back
freaked me out a bit, did that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

it was lucky that i was still logged in on this 'puter
because for the life of me i couldn't remember what i'd left
my screeny as the last time i visited
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

*pokes*
wotcha Tetsuo.
You coming to the ultimate bash?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12648
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

webmarshal says no
:D

ha ha, i'll check it out when i get home
and i am free from the IT nazis
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

herbal kalms?
Hallo hatfucker!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

Hats! You old dog you
*snuggles*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

Hullo Sexehpance!
/One & only Friday post
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

*privileged!*
nice to see you Dixie Chic
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

^this!
What an arsehole!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

Fucking wanking titmonkeys.
I just spent ages typing out a reply on the merits and demerits of newspaper comics only to find the whiny bitch deleted his thread.
What is it with the new breed of b3tans? Can't take a proper arse-fucking when they do wrong. It's what builds the character.
"Ooh mummy, they shouted at me, I'm going to make the nasty words go away"
Soft arse.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahahaha!!
he needs to build up some arse callouses!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

I got right royally flamed the first time I posted an image.
You want fucking seams? My first b3ta image was THIS

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/minstrels.jpg

*hangs head in shame* but I'm still here.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

thats so rubbish its good
in a really rubbish way
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

I still love it.
Bloody fascists.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

I got flamed the first time I was here too
it's funny how people treat you differently when they find out you've got a pair of bewbs :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha yes!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

so did I :D

but without the boobs part!
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

you were the first reply to my very first image
"binnit" not sure exactly what it meant to this day, but i'm guessing it's not a compliment.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

depends on what the picture was...and if I was drunk :D

if it was a picture of the queen then I was probably trying to call her a bint :)
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

'twas this
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/stamp_copy.jpg

pimp my british design challenge, i found out later it had bindun, better. took me ages to do, i even nicked the stamp background off archie, but don't tell him.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

spit roast?
sorry! :D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

*ruffles hair*
:)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

you have bewbs?
why, hello.. monocle.. etc..

ah.. too much effort

*drops dead*
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)

Haha
Well done that man.

I can't remember what my first shopped stuff was ( my first posts were all 3d model scenes so I could not fuck that up ) I think my first image was a poor gaytag/maytag employee animated toap joke. But it had sponging.
( it was shit, when I first came here I did not know photoshop from my arse )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

Ahhh, to be a noob again.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

b3ta taught me everything i know
which still amounts to bugger all.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Pointless fact #316:
In Rio, the football team Flamengo hurl abuse at their rivals, Fluminense, by chanting 'Rice Powder, ' at them.

This is because back in the thirties, black people weren't allowed to play footy in their league, and Fluminense got around this by sending them out to play covered with rice powder to make them appear white

or so i'm told
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Really?!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

Well said, that man.
You bunch of harsh bastards sure taught me the hard way.
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

I know I can't
*cries like a little girl*
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

I don't really see a problem with it.
If I was new and did something wrong and everyone was calling me a cunt, I'd do the same. It would seem like the decent thing to do.
( gronkpan, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

but then
when you leave a thread for quite some time ( and continue to post in it yourself ) to later delete it is being ignorant and dismissive of all the other people who have taken the time to reply.
New person or old, once you have made the statements you should not be allowed to take them back.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Why is there a delete button?

( gronkpan, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

incase you realise you'll get sued
and you have a chance to remove the picture before webarchive backs it up

:D
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

^this
B3ta seems to value slagging people off and 'you fail'

more than 'oh that's cool' or 'woo' these days
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

I'm hardly slagging anyone off.
I just said I found it annoying.

Come on, I'm more fluffy than that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

That wasn't aimed at you by any means :)
Just an observation from when I have time to be around here, given how busy i've been at work of late
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

We're talking about board trends rather than individuals here.

( gronkpan, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

hehe :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

Someone deleted two threads...
* Good job I remembered what I said...


( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

Nice.
Unexpected Tom!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahaha!!
aceness!!
best use of garfield since i shoved a stick up his arse and cleaned the bog with him!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

Despite the fluffy last panel
this reminds me of the Simpsons' Itchy & Scratchy

Is that a chain saw Jerry's got just out of shot?
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

rustier!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahahaha
:)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

this is all kinds of win :)

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

:D

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

haha
this is great!
( Mousing, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha
I love this
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

This
is made of win and awesome.

Happy Birthday!!! XOXOXOX
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Cheers!
And thanks! ;)
( WiL can take it all!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)