Whatever, minger...


From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

Okay.
Also...what?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

it's the catchphrase of officially the most popular stand up comedian in the UK
but tweaked for the challenge (normal he says "it's the future")
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

Official? You are joking right?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

nope
biggest selling gigs and all that, plus DVDs.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

Ah righto.
British comedy must be in the shithole then, if he's the pinnacle.

*Votes for Stewart Lee*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

He was 41st on that Channel 4 poll wasn't he?
What the hell is wrong with society?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

popular doesn't mean good

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

I wouldn't mind so much, but the poll wasn't actually based on anything so finitely measurable as popularity.
Jerry Sadowitz for instance was 15th and he is considerably more obscure and unseen then those he was placed above.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

Good evening moose fuckers
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Not low enough in my opinion,
what's wrong with a bit of Bill Bailey? Or Izzard?
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

^this
all of it
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

Personally I hate Peter Kay and Stewart Lee.
Ross Noble is top notch for me.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

Seconded!
If anyone suggested to me that Kay was better than Lee I would have to beat them to death with my Lee DVD.
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

Stand-up Comedian?
He's recording another one soon, in the same comedy club in Glasgow too I believe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

Thats the one!
He came to Hull a while ago but I missed him, which made me Anglee.

Another Lee DVD would be fantastic. I don't often buy stand up DVD's, I prefer to actually see a show, but Lee is one of the few exceptions I make. He's just so good.
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

There's one on Go Faster Stripe, but they are essentially amateur style recordings
www.gofasterstripe.com/cgi-bin/website.cgi?page=videofull&id=6

Although you can also get a copy of Pea Green Boat on there, which is quite funny but mostly twisted and odd.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

Ta for the link!
Looks rather grand. Glad to see Mr Herring on there as well. I'd love to get my hands on a DVD of Richard and Not Judy but I don't think one was ever made.
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

VHS wasn't even made, nor of Fist of Fun (although there was a book based on the latter).
You should be able to get both series of Fist of Fun and TMWRNJ (apart from one episode of series 2 which seems to be corrupted annoyingly) from your local torrent emporium. And
www.fistoffun.net/downloads.htm - has mp3s of their radio series, as well as a few recordings of live tour shows and such and such.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

You are, the very definition of, a legend!
Thank you very kindly. I've never been able to source much in the way of torrenty goodness so I just assumed there wasn't any. I'll have another look now I know it's out there.

Ii may treat myself to the book when my next lot of pay comes in (feck the rent!). It's been on my wishlist for some time.
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)

Indeed
Peter Kay has to be one of the worst comedians around. Lee is the polar opposite.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

there's no eyes left
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

thats cos his face got hungry and ate them

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

fuck peter kay
the mans an annoying northern tosspot

_{spare me you're bile, i just don't find him funny}
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

He's a male Catherine Tate to me

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

hooray i'm not alone in this then

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Yeah.
Bring back Russ Abbot.




^{And kill the fucker}
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Bella Emberg! :D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

^Truth

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

I enjoyed Phoenix Nights when it first came out
but he's outstayed his welcome as far as I'm concerned...
( enceladus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

You're correct
he isn't funny.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

being northern isnt the problem, being an unimaginative repetative retard is his problem.

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

i forget who said in, but in reference to peter kay
"it's not enough to be fat and northern, you also have to tell some fucking jokes".
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Fucking Peter fucking Kay.
Overrated and over-hyped, only poplier because he's werking class and ohmygodthatssooooooTRUE!

Garlic fecking bread.

Sorry.

That was not a rant against your picture - just against Peter fucking Kay.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

Nae worries
I can't stand the fat cunt either.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

Hahahahaha
I forgot to mention his fatness.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

And the dark circles areound his sweaty, piggy eyes.

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

*pfft*
'ave it!
(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

Oops.....
I like Peter Kay. I think he is funny......
(Pork2311, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)