EDIT: YIPPEE!! FP!!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

Ohhhhhhhh *spang*

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

I mean, really,
that's probably a world record for the largest head . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

*giggles*
Bet Clarkson's was bigger
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

Had his head up there, have you?
*sniggers* you asked for that!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

Yes, yes I have

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

*shuns*
EWWWWW!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

You asked for it

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

hugh edwards
LArgest head on TV
honest, I sat next to him once
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Well, not right next to him, obviously.
What with the width of his head, and all....
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

ok we were at the same desk
on telly like

anyone interested in an update on the Jimmy saville/ have I got news transcript?

downlode.org/Etext/hignfy_fake.html
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Oooof!

( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Sigh ... Mr The Hat ... into my office again, please ...

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

*scurries*
pleasebearaisepleasebearaisepleasebearaisepleasebearaisepleasebearaisepleasebearaisepleasebearaisepleasebearaise


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

Yeah - me RAISING my spanging pan.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hurrah!
2% above inflation!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

\o/

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

:)

( mofaha : sorry for us, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

*claps*
Hurray!



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Gah!
You're just asking for a spanging.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Don't worry, the police are here to deal with this.

( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

*cuts tape*



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Gaaahhhh foiled, he escapes to pun again
We will catch you one day HAT, mark my words.
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

I loved that book as a kid.
I'm pleased to see my nephews have it now too.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Spike Jonze is making the film
scripted by Dave Eggers. If its not amazing, I'm going to go mental.
( WHTRZ Corp ate your brains and gained your knowledge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Oh dear lord...
I thought I got it, then I wasn't sure... then it hit me.

=D
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

*spangs*
take this

https://www.cstringdirect.com/
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

EWWWW!
I clicked testimonials . . . it was a malapropism


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

just reading them now...
classy stuff
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

'I convinced my wife
to stuff one up her crack and I came in my pants'

P. Charles
Windsor


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

rofl!
will you be buying your wife one?
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

I'm wearing one right now

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

PWOAH
*rapes*
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

NSFW MUCH?

( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

buys eleventy

(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

I laughed so much my groyne hurts

( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Jesus...!
*weeps*
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Hahahaha!
I recognise that coastline!



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Continuing the theme of this thread

( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Geoff man ayum BLIND!

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

I checked the FP as well you rotten cunt
:D
( Dixon hmmm, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Not just me then...

( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Office Lol!
:D
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

This.
With more bastard.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

*points*
*belms*

MNNNNGGGGHHHHH! you massive spacker!

EDIT: How many of you!? DURR!!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

It's 280 very wide pixels is all...

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

I thought they might FP it vertically... then I checked.
Does that make me extra massive on the spacker front?
( WHTRZ Corp ate your brains and gained your knowledge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

*passes award that, coincidentally, has no sharp corners*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

the high proportion
of FP-checking has more to do with high trust-levels which you seem to be able to elicit from b3tans than with their guillibility I think. How can you use your power for...ermm...good?
(Vladimir, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

I don't abuse it too often . . .
about one 'I love horses' link every two months . . .

The last one was a belter!

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8293405


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

i would have done
if i hadn't just arrived from there
( Spunky McPunk Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

didn't stop me from looking anyway

( WHTRZ Corp ate your brains and gained your knowledge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

hahaha...
..oops.. me too.
( glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

yay !
and spang.
( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

ey oop, meeb!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

ey oop tat

( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Hahahahaha!
I've not seen that! *gleeeeeeeeees!*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

thought you might
:)
( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

( Spunky McPunk Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

You have a great User Name

( Dixon hmmm, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

The only front page you'll get on
is Crimewatch magazine for offences against comedy.
( pobblepop needs more tea, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)