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# Ning all.


There are thousands of Scotsmen drinking warm lager at half past 8 in the morning in the centre of my beloved city.

This is going to be continuing all day.

Later on, a lesser but still significant volume of Russians will be arriving.

They'll be the worse for drink as well.

Then there will be a football match.

I for one will be leaving work in oohh about an hour's time, going home - mercifully outside the city centre - and barricading myself indoors with GTA 4 and a baseball bat.

How's your day shaping up?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Good luck Manchester,
you'll need it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Mon Zenit St Petersburg!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# God help us if they win...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# My day is good
All the pissed Glaswegians have left, and all the russians are at the train station

Yippee!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I haven't seen Doomsday yet, but it sounds a lot like this
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I think Doomsday is in fact a documentary
based on this event.

remarkable foresight...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I hope they'll be ok..
Manchesters a rough place.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# My day is good so far.. I was missing Lisa though, so had a chat...



I hope this doesn't start another bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# P.E.R.T.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# USE THE GEL LISA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Come to London...
It's got random stabbings in public places!

And a hearty 'ning to one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# At least there are no 'rough areas' anymore
The whole fucking city is now declared 'rough'.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Pretty much...
I live near (not in) Edmonton, home of teenage shootings.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *shudder*
I lived in Tottenham for a year that was bad enough.

Walthamstow for years now. It's ace there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Was thinking about moving there...
It's one of the few areas we can afford...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# 'sactly
Get in quick. Its one of the few areas that WON'T be affected by the slump thats supposed to be hapopening, cos of the Olympic factor
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I had the best fry-up ever in a caff in Walthamstow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# There are some stonking cafes round there
And some 'proper' boozers that are actually really great, despite outward appearances
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# its fucking mental innit, I'm moving to Burma
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I hear it's a little wet this time of year...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 14 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Random stabbings
But no drunk glaswegians
Yippee
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# think i've seen that tagline on a tourism ad
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Oh gawd!
We still haven't recovered from the last disaster.



'nings
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Day is shaping up well...
I have a Palace fan to taunt in a bit (despite being a Spurs fan, BC are my 'home/2nd' team)and the boss is off.

I can use the time I'm suppossed to be 'assessing' Indesign CS3 to piss about with After Effects
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Pissed up Scots and
Slavic types roaming around? Fuck me, it's going to be like London for a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Actually the Tartan army are usually quite well behaved
Aside from the drinking & swearing. The Russians however might want to bum their embassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# your beloved city?
what's that got to do with manchester?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 14 May 2008, 10:47, archived)