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[challenge entry] EDIT EXPLAINED: Sex & The City: Plot = Men Riding Horses. No? bah...

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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# lol your a troll's wet dream
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Not really
I have an ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You'd know
TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Smaller! c:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# oh yes
What a nice size
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 29 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# BIGGER!
Please?
Oh, and RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# indeed
and unoptimise-y as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
#
Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I'M SORRY I DON'T GET IT CAN YOU PLEASE DRAW ME A DIAGRAM
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *insert CDC*
it's too close to home time to draw one mweself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *reads*
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# but your not funny
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you're
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# funney
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Sex & The City: Plot = Men Riding Horses
Ah well...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# for some reason I have to respond "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" to this post
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# you would think after 5 years you'd get round to reading the FAQ
wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I uploaded the wrong one alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
#
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FILESIZE

nearly there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# AHHH now I've learnt from someone who is AWESOME! FANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# glad i can help
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# learn how to optimise you tit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I changed it in 30 seconds due to missing off one number
I DO know how this board works. jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# then you'll know that 61.19 kB is still over the limit? :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I've done loads bigger ;P
Chinstrap was about 150k no one complained :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# woop dee doo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Now I remember I left board...
Ah well, back to my mutant minions of /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha yea its all my fucking fault


dry yer eyes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# MUTANTS Blerg blerg blerg
I'm going to write about you on my online private blog that everyone can see.

I'm only fucking around prod ;) It's only b3ta, I don't mind, SKIN OF STEEL!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# raaaaarw :D XXX
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# so no-one complanied last time
so you thought you'd continue to cunt it in the fuck?


i see.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Just for the past 5 years I've been posting here and getting good response
Who are you? never heard of you. Something's are bigger that 50k and you can't help it, not the end of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Then you know that the slightest mistake is inevitably pounced upon
by the BOARD NAZIS (best of all the nazis)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# NER fucking size you UTTER SHIT EATING CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# that's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Fucking hell!!!
Who did this guy murder to get this kind of response?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# you'd have thought he uploaded an actual horse
and it shat on everyone
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *inappropriate Conference Call LOL*
fuck, am I in trouble now....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I'm sure you can sort it out
you silver-tongued... um...

I'm off home now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# you fucking tell him!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# omg fiel size lol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Go Big Brown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# are you talking about Gordon 'Big' Brown?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Win . . place or no show ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:25, archived)