Buggering shite.

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( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)

Hah, it suits him.
Good morning Doctor, would you like to see the corset I have reserved for payday?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

on, off or both?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

*All three

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Give me a chance!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

What's Sue Perkins done to attract your lust?

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

Being herself, mainly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

I shall have to try being herself

( mr horrible, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

Herself is pretty gorgeous.
Ningles chap!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

hullo Capn'
good ning to you also!
( mr horrible, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

I am in agreement on this...
I know I am somewhat lacking in vagina to attract Superkings, as I call her, but even so...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

*has vagina*
*is very pleased*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

who is sue perkins?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

Mr Google can help you, my son.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

I know, I thought I would attempt to annoy people by being ignorant and disinterested

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Well behave your silly self.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

hey, I've gotta keep up my nation's reputation

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Then go and frown at some gay people.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

nah too much hassle
besides, the way things are look for me at the moment, the only way I'm gunna get laid is to walk down Oxford Street with no pants on.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

*is very pleased for you*

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

Yes, please!
*polishes monocle*
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

Tadaaaa
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12684509

Not bought it yet, no money till the 25th. Check those prices though! Handmade, steel boned...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Confused?
"THIS WILL FIT A BUST MEASUREMENT OF 39 to 42 AND A WAIST MEASUREMENT OF 30 to 32" NICE
THIS IS FOR FAYE! WHO?
SHE'S LIVING ON TOAST ???
SO SHE CAN GET THE MONEY TO BUY IT. IF YOU ARE NOT SHE, DON'T GET IT! ???

???
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

Again, you've lost me.
Edit: OH I see. That's me! I've reserved it from her.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

*and your living on Toats?

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

I am at the moment.
It's been an expensive month. I blame London.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

yeah - soaking up all of our national wealth
bastard!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

Word of warning...
Don't tighten those laces too much - constriction can be a killer.


( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

Ah, I've been wearing them on and off for years
I can lace myself pretty snuggly and be alright.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

ppfftt
on and off
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

I is in your Internet - Watching you sleep....

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Mmmmmm.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Ohhh spoooky
I was looking at the photo yesterday while hunting down stuff on bat taxonomy - creepy. Could there be two less likely reasons for that to happen?
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

60 dorrar plus P&P
shirley that's the bargin of the centruy?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Oh yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Haha personalized internets
whatever next
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

All the base I want
belong to me for now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

Careful
ardours may be aroused.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

Oh come on, it's ME, not a proper girl.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

yeah - because to everyone around here
you're a sexless lump
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Lop off my tits, pack my pants and I'm essentially a bloke.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

We only makes it LOOK easy

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

What's the hardest part?
Quiet at the back. You know what I meant.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

mental toughness

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

I'm tough AND mental.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

wacca wacca
the hardest bits are probably, feining interest in sports and getting your bits caught in things
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Does rugby count?
I've not got myself caught in anything...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

well then, you fail I'm afraid
to increase in manliness i can recommend a good Briar and moustache growing
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

Briar?
The bush or the Richard?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

you see, that's why you can't be a man
I was using it as a metonym for a pipe.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

I can't be you or When you mean
but I don't want to be, because then I couldn't talk to either of you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

touché
You could be the bloke in the pipe shop, he also smokes a pipe.

Oh boy, there's this brightly tattooed dutch chick who works weekends in the pipe shop in oxford, smoking slim cigars, smoking hot. You'd want a piece no doubt.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

Hmmmm, possibly.
What's her stats like?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

tall, slim but nicely curved, bright red hair
slightly aloof. But always sorts me the tastiest snuffs.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

Hmmm, alright, I'm game.
Right, I'm getting coffee before I fall asleep.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

you big gay

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

*Shudders

You mean you are really Terry Wogan?
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Or possibly this ¬

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

I fancy her.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

pffffft

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

WE ARE UNRAVELING OUR NAVELS SO THAT WE MIGHT DIGEST THE SUN

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

THE DESERT IS A REMORSELESS SEA GONE WRONG

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

IF YOU TURN THE BUCKET UPSIDE DOWN THE WATER FAILS TO FALL OUT

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

AN UPSIDE DOWN BUCKET MAKES AN IDEAL DRUM, LAY A BEAT AND LET US ROAM

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

THE PERCURSIVE ELEMENT TO THE FUTURE RECONNECTING US TO OUR DRUM TOATING PAST

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

WILL SPIN THE WHEEL OF SAMSARA EVER FASTER, FRIEND OF DEATH

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

steel boned......*sniggers*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

sracist...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Snot...
all those corsets look the same to me, coming over here, taking our waistlines!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Oooooooooo
'ning all!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

Ningles SJD, how goes it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Going to see My Bloody Valentine tonight...
not Bullet For My Valentine...

I need to find earplugs and quickly!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

Earplugs?
Is there a hardware shop near you? You know, tools and sanding paper etc?

B&Q or summat, they'll have them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

Possibly Maplin... I'm in central London so it's a bit of a problem...
Back in the day they used to be so loud people were staggering around unable to stand properly from sheer force of sound...

I'm SO excited :D
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

You lucky bugger.
We are currently the loudest band in our area, which is nice. Occasionally, if I want to be louder than necessary at practice, I'll turn myself up to 4.

Out of 10.

LOVE my amp.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

I was in the loudest band in London....
now I'm by far and away the loudest solo artist in London... Mainly because they're all singer songwriter types except me with my MASSIVE bass amp.

Good amps bring me more joy than my wife - is that wrong?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Not in the slightest.
This is my baby. He's lovely. His name is Ron.

www.e-av.co.uk/products/BACBASHARVX3500.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Mine doesn't have a name...
But he's got my band's initials on him, and yes, he's a bass amp despite me playing guitar...

Time. Space. Repeat. amp and guitar

EDIT: working link now..
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

Link no worky!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

Does now...

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

Looooovely stuff!
Tell me I don't need to buy this:

www.thomann.de/gb/music_man_sting_ray5_limited_edition2007.htm
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

A regular Stingray detuned by a few steps should do the job just fine...
you might want a Big Muff though, for added fuzzy goodness.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

I thought you were into riks?

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

And other things.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

Kyuss style?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Well... they were an influence in getting a bass amp for the guitar... but...
check linky in profile for space-rock through a bass amp...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

I'll have a listen

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

Woohoo!
I'm going to put some Kyuss on now...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

by the way
Your stuff is really really good.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

*loves*
I'm going to go and stalk find your band now... :)

EDIT: Now I remember! You're LOUD. This is good.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

I'm enjoying it too.
You'll have to let me know if you stray up towards Yorkshire.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

*also loves*
Yorkshire seems unlikely though... I rarely play, let alone outside London... :(
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

Yeah, that's fair enough.
Just a thought.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

One day.... one day...

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

:D

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

madam you're enflaming my ardour!

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

*prescribes ibuprofen*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

I didn't say I didn't want it enflamed
I was lettin gyou know so you could do it more...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

*pokes with a stick*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

What the shuddering fuck?
is that a tourture device or something?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Depends on how fat you are when you put it on, I guess.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

it looks seriously uncomfortable
but interestingly sexy at the same time
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Depends, restriction can be lovely and comfy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

GOOD LORD!

*buckles swashes*
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hello, my lovely son of Jörd
How goes it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

Very nice indeed.
That merits at least Eleventy on the When Scale of Corset Approvel.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

It shall be at some point accompanied by a top hat fascinator,
some granny boots and some stripy stockings.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Oh my! :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

NEIL DIAMOND!?
Wowowowowow I want to be you tomorrow.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Yes, my 30th birthday pressie from my lovely hubby :)
I want your corset though so we're even. :) I'll be getting a new on in the autumn though, I'm going to sing-along-a-Rocky-Horror :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Nicely done!
You go to the best parties.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

I'm not in your ship of fools though

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

You can be.
What do you want to be?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

aww, thank you. Got room for a nurse?
:)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

Yup! Probably.
I'll add you once I've made coffee.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

Thank you :)
*dashes away for my daughter's end of year assembly*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

*sigh*
Stop that now...
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

If it helps, I'm clad entirely in Primark today.
Like the cheap floozy that I am. Is that any better, love?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

Nope...
Still works for me, you CHEAP SLATTERN!

Here's a shiny shilling, and I'll see you in my coal-shed in ten minutes.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

RaTHER
*scrambles off shedwards*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

Slattern is a SUPERB word

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

hahahhaha!
the bag makes it :D
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Fat lazy get!
Ning Doc!

Ning All!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

I may aswell stick this in


@:D
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)