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# arf! i think
i've no idea how heavy a kg is, i still work in pounds, shillings and pence.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Silly GSTQ monies is not weights.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I would just like to say that
I have no idea of why this is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
looking for lion attaques again, were we?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *whistles innocently*

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# On a sexy girls and womens too

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Some of the comments are hilarious, sad gits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# biautyfuulllllllllllllll

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# stupid mother fucker idiot
jsci86 (five months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# you well come
polkaf2007 (9 months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This deserves a comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
there's another one.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sh2CKHKjJs&feature=user
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# So good he posted it twice

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# 
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┏┫　　｜　｜　　┣┓ F YOU
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　┃　━━━━━　┃　　┏┳┫┣┳┓ COPY AND PASTE
　┗━━━┳━━━┛　　┃　　　　┃ If you think this guy is a

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
#

CeciTCB (2 weeks ago)
you looks like a sexual disfunctional domestic unmarried cat
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# 1kg = 1000g
it's fairly easy, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ah but which would be heavier?
A ton of feathers or a ton of gold?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# My sex cock

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Is that a gold member?:P
Twick qwestion. a metric ton (assuming that the feathers are static) is a different weigh as a gold ton!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# One might point out the gold stays stable.
Where as the feathers will absorb and lose moisture,
changing the weight moment by moment. SCIENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# But gold will not stay stable due to economic fluctuations!
FINANCE!!!

Plus I tried to make Kate Moss fat for the compo but I can't seem to make it work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Feed her some bacon

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Well I did try and slip her some more pork.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Well you shouldn't use such a tiny specimen next time.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# What's what GSM is for!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I have told this story on here before, but here you go again.
I passed a note around a lecture when I was at university, asking people to say what they thought was heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton-and-a-half of lead.

Everybody put their name under "they're exactly the same", except a little Malaysian girl who wrote "lead by half ton".
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# The moral of this story is that people like to feel superior and can be easily duped through a false sense of security.
And that students are idiots.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# The moral of this story is
Never eat oranges!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I had to think long and hard to see whether
250Kg per person really is excessive.

So here's a handy conversion chart

1 stone = 14 pounds = err...oh buggrit.

Anyone here on a weight loss programme?
(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# A stone is roughly 6.4kg
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# yep
www.google.com/search?hl=en&c2coff=1&safe=off&q=1+stone+in+kgs&btnG=Search
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Wahey, I am pleased I remembered that.
However using 6.35 makes me slightly heavier... so damn yooou :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# about 6 bags of sugar then
500 kg = my sugar in tea intake in a week,
that's bloody heavy.

so i deduce that i can confirm my arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 500KG?!!!?

(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i drink a lot of tea
and i piss for england.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=500kg+in+pounds&btnG=Google+Search
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Google Experimental Labs
one day you'll be able to google "Who's at the door?" and it will tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
#
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=the%20answer%20to%20life,%20the%20universe%20and%20everything%20%20plus%20the%20number%20of%20horns%20on%20a%20unicorn&btnG=Search&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# 500 Kg = 28 microwave ovens
or 2.8 female lions.

Thanks Sensible Units from prev newsletter
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# YES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# 2.2 Lbs
per kilo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ok its easy
1 fat person = 2 skinny ones

dont bother with any other conversions

if in doubt shoot the person; if you can drag the dead body they are skinny
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I still work in lbs and ounces etc.
It's the governments fault. All shops up until about 10 years ago still worked in imperial yet they taught metric in school. I still ask for stuff in lbs and ounces in shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# the alternative is
to just ask the shopkeeper to place all the items in your bag or you threaten to blow their fuckin heads off with a shotgun. this avoids any imperial/metric issues and reduces stress for all concerned
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)