From the Hats challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

vintage pron
Mmmmm
(waxdart after 5 months away - back to standup comedy:), Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

this is without a doubt the funniest thing I have seen in my entire life
and I'm going to have to kill myself as I don't think I'll ever see anything funnier.

You bastard.


:(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

:(
sorry sir
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

Don't go getting people's hopes up.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

You mean it doesn't contain the funniest thing you've seen in your entire life?
Or it's without doubt.. etc?
Edit: I ask, because if it's the former, it's a bit mean. I rather liked it.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

I think evil internet people came and stole my words.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

I am a pedant.
It keeps me amused, but means lots of people hate me.

Lots of people hate me!!!! (sobs...)
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

arf!

( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

cor
shes hot! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

i googled "woman in hat"
www.louisaburton.com/images/469_Woman_in_hat.jpg
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

*stares*

*stares some more*

*stares for a prolonged period*

*notices hat*

hahahaha!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

it's on her head.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Feh!
*returns to staring at cleavage*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

it's an optical illusion
:D
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

What kind of cad
gets a lay-dee to de-robe before she's even taken her hat orf!?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

me sah!
*twirls moustache ends*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

O_O

( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

*this*
vintage ladies were so much better looking...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

sturdyness FTW

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

Definitely.
This lady is perhaps my favourite:

www.straightblastgym.com/blog/uploaded_images/salute%20girl-740046.jpg
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

oooooooooh!
lovelyness!
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

*salutes*

( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

70's ladies
Best of all the womens
( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

Oooo, interesting vintage....
too many photos of my own mother with a Jackson Five afro to make the 70s viable for me though.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

oh lordy!

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

haha
and mmmm, sexy lady who is now old/dead!


( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

Assuming that pic is as old as it looks, I'd wager dead...
Still, I'll take what I can get...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

i still would..

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

share?

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

sure..
i get the bum though
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

fine by me...
all I need is a working set of toes...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

oooo
sounds naughty :D
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

Cor!

Hope she's had 'em polished up

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

yep!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

is it a cock on an awl?
+ piss?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

cock on an owl
spurting
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

wow
that is my dream.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

if it wasn't
it will be now.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

can you make a real size version?
not a pixel one?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

I have a live tawny owl
with a horses spurting cock taped to its head on my desk.

But it's mine.

MINE I TELLS YA!
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

Sir,
May I congratulate you on your perspicacious wit and a most artistic eye for a pleasing image.

I have, in gratititude, bestowed upon you a humble click, which I hope you will find gracious rather than presumptuous.

Your ever faithful servant,
( Amish Information Systems consists of more "down" than "up" quarks, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)