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[challenge entry] B3TA does my photoshopping
Tried to vote, clicked on the link and google spoke the truth, ah well, no elections 4 more years of bush.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/64934/1225383728/meh1.jpg

God edit: Sigh.

From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

(bluehamster, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU UTTER TWAT MONGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
(Knutsack, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# again?
too FUCKING BIG
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Fuck off... I'm trying to read here
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I never realised you were a retriever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# go get my slippers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# YOU JUST DELETED A THREAD WHERE CAPTAIN WOW SET FIRE TO HER BRA
AND I SPRAYED FOAM OVER IT.

YOU TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hell of a refresh, that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# and I'd just revealed who the traitor with
the false beard was!

*eyes Prof Underpance suspiciously*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *puffs pipe smugly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *pops bubbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# an interesting diversion tactick David
... OR should I say, ZAFIR!!!!?

*pulls down pants to reveal birthmark in the shape of Zimbabwe*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Brrr!
Hoik 'em up again! S'chilly!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
THIS*1000
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# RAH! I MISSED THAT?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# They are giving the totally wrong impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# DON'T SAY THAT NOW, I WAS ALMOST FINISHED!!!
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# 'You sprayed foam over it'
cant say ive ever heard it called that before and mine never foams
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# You're not doing it fast enough . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Right
im getting a motor
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I'll see if I can post it here, for posterity like
# DON'T YOU OPPRESS ME
*chains self to everything*
--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:13,

# hey
I was using bits of everything to do stuff!
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:14,

# *sets fire to bra*
little help here...



ow


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owOWOWOWOWOWOW
--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:15,

# *rolls in fire blanket*
I wasn't sure what to do then... clearly I'd be not much use in a real bra fire situation.
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:16,

# You're not being much use now
take that blanket off and come and help me.
--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:17,

# don't worry - I'll recite poetry at it!
HAD I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dream

... that normaly gets the bra off!
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:18,

# That's lovely.

--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:20,

# If in doubt
spray cleavage with foam
--(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Thu 30 Oct, 16:18,
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# pictures please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I'm impressed by the effort you've gone to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *doffs*
A piece of Wow / Prof genius. You can't put a price on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Linky?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You muppet!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Did you not get the hint first time round?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Oh now I understand.
You're 'special', right?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# BELM
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# meh
mummy loves me
(bluehamster, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I suspect this is the root
of your problem

/oedipus mode off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I'd ask her to confirm that for you
but she's got her mouth full at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# go away
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# moar of this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i said i before
and i'll say it again, probably to be deleted i guess, but read this.
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

it really will help you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)