Funny, yet true
My dad actually did say that immigrants caused global warming.
From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)
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My dad actually did say that immigrants caused global warming.
From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)
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Fantastic sig you've got there.
I always liked, "Taking the 'the' out of psychotherapist."
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:10,
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I have been known to...
Put the NING into meaningless
And put the "ivesb" in Digestives Biscuits
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:31,
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And put the "ivesb" in Digestives Biscuits
Get me a triple low fat fair trade wet cappucino with hazelnut syrup and two brown sugars along with a copy of the FT and the latest Viz.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:29,
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haha, i was shouting that on election day
"i'll take my coffee like i like my presidents...! tall, black and kenyan!"
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:32,
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yeah, too bad biden's name can't be made into a milk pun
or this would be a joke to sustain me for the next four years
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:35,
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Something to do with the name Joe?
I don't know. I've not been to sleep yet. Don't hassle me.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38,
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yeah, i thought of that too
too much grammar finagling to think about at this hour
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:40,
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See I have a mate called Coffee*
but his real name is Alan
it would be weird if Americans called him Joe for some reason
* not, as I usually have to point out, for racial reasons...he's whiter than I am
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:18,
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it would be weird if Americans called him Joe for some reason
* not, as I usually have to point out, for racial reasons...he's whiter than I am
RACIST!
How can you be whiter that you? You look like you were born into a vat of Vanish Oxi action ;)
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:24,
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I like my coffee like my women.
Exported from South America in a box.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38,
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I like my coffee how I like my women
freshly roasted and in a cup
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:47,
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But you got the Viz right?
I can't have my morning dump without it.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33,
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You're going to make it big in this business kid.
*goes for poo*
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:39,
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What you doing on here this morning?
You know it isn't the evening right?
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:58,
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It is if you haven't slept yet.
I don't know why but I'm wide awake.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:05,
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Sorry I'm TJing.
Grrr I'm well pissed off. I'm dying for a crap and some little scrote has nicked every fucking toilet seat in the fucking place!
It's going to cost me over 100 quid to replace them all!
EDIT: Oh and posting something that was created using a generator is not considered your own work.
EDIT EDIT: Hot linked and this took about 30 seconds as I, like you, selected the first options rather than actually spending time on it.
EPIC EPIC FAIL!
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:14,
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It's going to cost me over 100 quid to replace them all!
EDIT: Oh and posting something that was created using a generator is not considered your own work.
EDIT EDIT: Hot linked and this took about 30 seconds as I, like you, selected the first options rather than actually spending time on it.
EPIC EPIC FAIL!
*you* stole the seats just so you could make that joke!
*Clouseaus*
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25,
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Hahaha
EDIT: Fathers for Justice did it! It's in the Mail so it must be true!!!
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27,
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£100 to replace them!!!!
That much will leave you (caught) short.
But what an odd thing to steal?
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23,
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But what an odd thing to steal?
Tell me about it!
I've been through the whole building, they're not on site. I even went out of the way to get funky bogseats.
Sadly they're going to have to be replaced with crappy cheap ones.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28,
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Sadly they're going to have to be replaced with crappy cheap ones.
those ones with shag carpeting always made me ill
every once in a while some clod will get a bit of mess on the toilet seat - why on earth would you want to deal with that happening to a piece of carpet you put your bare ass on at least once a day?
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:30,
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I know
It's a double entry into the "Procrastination".
I am rather lazy, I'm sorry.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23,
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I am rather lazy, I'm sorry.
Well if you can't be bothered to put the energy into it.
Don't knock shuff off the bottom of the board belonging to people that did! You couldn't even be arsed to host it!
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27,
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if find the image challenging enough
i'm finding all of these front page add some text about immigrants and nazis challenging.
edit/ shame really because i'm just scrolling straight past them on the board, i'm sure some are even funny.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:46,
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edit/ shame really because i'm just scrolling straight past them on the board, i'm sure some are even funny.
good morning mr mediocre
that's the nicest thing anyone's said about me in ages, you old charmer you.
good morning the rest of you too.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:50,
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good morning the rest of you too.
why on earth would anyone want to steal used toilet seats?
...actually, I probably don't want to know...
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:24,
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maybe it's a salad-fingers-esque little man who hoards them in his hut
giving special names and running his fingers down each and every one
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:29,
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hahahahahaha!
Arrest Banksy NOW!
Maybe this is the same guy?
www.officer.com/web/online/Top-News-Stories/Thief-Makes-Off-With-2-000-Toilet-Seat/1$28119
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:39,
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Maybe this is the same guy?
www.officer.com/web/online/Top-News-Stories/Thief-Makes-Off-With-2-000-Toilet-Seat/1$28119
go to your worst adversary's house
bring some toilet paper, and do it all over his front porch. leave your wipes there too.
god, i wish i hated someone enough to do that, cos i totally would.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25,
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god, i wish i hated someone enough to do that, cos i totally would.
If I did that I'd do it properly.
I'd get one of those hospital commode thingies so I could sit in comfort.
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:30,
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kind of defeats the purpose of directly defecating onto someone's property
you could just do it from the comfort of your own home and then chuck the contents at their porch
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31,
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I love the idea of having enough adversaries to be able to grade them from Best to Worst
Surely the best adversary would be the one who's attempting to kill you, while the worst would be the one who just writes 'willy' in the dirt on the back of your car...
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Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33,
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