A snail, in a pail of curly kale, sitting on a Daily Mail while a pale Dale, in chain mail, holds a flail being blown by a strong, yet isolated, gale.


EDIT: now with added tag

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

haha

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

The snail failed to leave a trail

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

he was on bail from jail

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

*lets out a wail to no avail*

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

While searching for the holy grail

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

SOME call me
... tim?
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

Should be
Tim the Horny
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Crikey!
It's Griffy Savalas!

Griffy Savalas is here everyone!
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

That is excellent

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

haha, I was trying to work all this out before I saw the title.
do you have it in braille?
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

Ahhh, the holy grail

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

pissflappery

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

unfortunately not
I am fail.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

haha

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

Hehe!
But you forgot the fail! ')
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

it was included by it's absence.
GAH! PARADOX!
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

*Phooom!*
'But nothing has changed', said the bowl of petunias.
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

anyone else think its weird
seeing dale winton pale?
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

well it rhymes and it was a hell of a lot easier than making the original bodies limbs orange
so it seems sensible to me :P
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

haha i know tis a great pic!

(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

haha - superb - i just had to google 'curly kale' too
I'd never even heard of it - now I've learnt a new word for today - not too sure how useful it will be in the future but thank you :)
( knockear .., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

They mostly come at night
mostly
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)