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(__, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I understand the joke
but couldn't it go in an existing thread?
Unless there is some super shopping I can't see?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# What's the joke?
/may be dense
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# That Barrowman is a fucking useless piece of shit?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Man walks into a bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# He says:
"What's with plane food?"

Barman shoots man.

Seinfeld repeats get shown more often.

Barman didn't expect that to happen, has regrets.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Pubs, you say?
Reposting joke from a few days ago...

Cadbury's, the makers of Dairy Milk, want to clone cast members of "Baywatch" and "Cagney and Lacey" and install them in pubs across the country.

Something to do with a Gless and a Hoff in every bar...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ?
Are you sure you posted the right image?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'm assuming it's a reference to homosexual bedroom practices.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I turn away for three seconds and we have a new compo.
Right. Before I check the spec has everyone complained about yet? Have we bemoaned that it will result in RPs and toaps and have people mentioned that they thought their suggestions were muuch better?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Not yet
But I will if you insist.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Well where are we if we do not adhere to tradition?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# no need for toap mate
just post the images as nature intended them, i am currently sourcing pictures of every 'rock' band there ever was, it's going to be a mega post and a bitch to optimise
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# oh, no need to optimise
the bigger the better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oh you
You just want to use your twatting hammers don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I have a lovely pair of twatting hammers
and I like to get them out once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I think we all just accept it now.


Anyway, I think we're all agreed that the previous compo was a rousing success! :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Ever though you thought your suggestion was better:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Sorry ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Nooo silly
I was voicing my agreement with your statement :)
I wasn't given you the shun treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I just spazzed back to the announcement
and was stunned by the lack of replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Not yet, but I'm sure you'll get a round to it sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# haha ^this
thanks for saving me the time and effort, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Yep. Cracking good stuff. :D
and a sneaky chance to roll this out *again*:

snipurl.com/a3tej

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oh, you wonderful Jessie, you...
*ensnuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ooh, the irony here is rife.
Completely fucking useless shit

The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver, your post etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I think he gave him a tan, and made his eye's Bluer!?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# 'shopped pics only etc etc
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# well
i like him
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Good. So do I.
*two fingers to fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# how about the lovely jamie
ostracism ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Trying to sort out a nation of people who won't feed their kids properly.
If there wasn't a problem, he wouldn't need to try and sort it. As it stands, I say hooray for Jamie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Y'alreet cap'n?
*points to sig*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# What? Eh? In the clear?
Eh?! Really?! Is that it?! HOORAY IF IT IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Yep!
www.b3ta.com/board/9096225

I called my area manager on not believing me (since it was her who kicked the investigation off, despite NO evidence and a suspiciously 'trying to catch you out' tone when she told me of the suspension) when she called to let me know, it was very funny.
Probably only to me, but it was ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oh my darling, I'm so pleased.
*actual tears of actual happiness*

Best news in ages. Oh....fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I'm pretty fucking relieved, that's for sure!
It's going to make everything from this point on MUCH easier than it was going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Of course it's what should have happened
but I can't tell you how glad I am that it did.

Well done, sweetheart. You really do deserve this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# yay! stick it to the man, man.
glad everything worked out ok in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Me too
And he's very friendly IRL. Met him very briefly at a signing. Very charming, and he didn't touch me. Not even there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Aww, I'm sorry for your lots :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# i'd demand to be touched
or i'd want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ^
If only. Sometimes I hate being a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I don't understand
He seems like a nice bloke.
After seeing him on NMTB I thought he was a great sport and a bloody good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Gives me chance to slip Tom Barrowman back in...


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Oh that is scary
(__, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# This scares me more each time I see it...
*fears - big styleee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# It's like the disabled Petrelli or something
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)