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# A dangerously radioactive paedophile on the loose???

More of this depravity.

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/feb/27/radioactive-child-porn
(I helped save b3ta! Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# bloody hell that was fast:
www.b3ta.com/board/9223757

and bloody good too!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Haha.
Sadly, I'm not that quick.

Been working on it since three.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# is
it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful as ever.
tj: I just sent a letter of complaint to Seabrook Crisps. It's a bit wordy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Fantastically worded.
I can't see how they'd ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Well done, Mushroom!
That letter's going to be passed around the office.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# That was kind of the idea.
It's a totally serious complaint though. I was very disappointed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I'm tempted to write a rebuttal to this complaint
"it has come to my attention that a customer (I use this word disparagingly as I would any other) has recently complained to you about the salt to crisp ratio of your classic 'sea salted' crisps is such that they felt they were adrift in the North Sea consuming upon whales"..

and continue in this manner

then I guess someone could complain about my letter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I feel that would undermine the value
of what is a very legitimate complaint ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Can I send an illegimate complaint?
Saying that the crisps are shit because the CEO touches kids.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Is he radioactive?

/topical lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Well done there

Lovely stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I Work
Next door to Seabrooks factory.

If that impassioned letter does'nt work give me a nod and I'll hoy a copy through the winjdow in close proximity to a brick.
(The Disappointed The Cadillac - is pulling out of the graveyard., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Har de woo huzzah!
Edit : And double-woo for being at the ECA!
(Tribs likes ketchup, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# oooh fabulous :D:D
I know some one who shares his frustration


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(geekboy Hillbilly., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# ...i'm sensing dangerous levels of perversion...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I know, a radioactive paedo, I mean, c'mon,
the Daily Mail writers must have smiles ear to ear.

*edit* forget to say: WOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Foiled again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# This story is a sign of the times!
RADIOACTIVE PAEDO ROAMS IRELAND!

WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Haha that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# LOL
anna woo
(I helped save b3ta! E Dubya, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Haha yay!

Get them!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I just split a rib
Love the firework.

Did you do the keyboard mashing viral anim a while back?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Wastelander is a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# WIN
I love these :D
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# lol radioactive death with mutations
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so disconsolate
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# my word
top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# this is the best thing ive seen all fooking year!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I had to go thru five links to click i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog and then, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# thank you Mr Butters
you never disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Win!
I was sort of expecting him to bum the corpse after all that. Is that wrong? Or that obvious no one else has put it? Awesome work as ever!
(apatao, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Nooooo
He was made radioactive by the "Gary Glitter" he used at Christmas to make his cards.

And that lovely warm glow is from his Ready Brek..............
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# he'd be ok if he was a dangerously radioactive necropheliac
excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)