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# Probably bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
THIS IS HOW HE DOES IT. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *shoves* OH HAI
all is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *falls into oncoming traffic*
*silence*

^ silence is because I'm now in a coma
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I will tend to you, and trim your little shoots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Win!
Do I get a bell to ring when I need something?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You get to tell little Gail Porter
who shall be acting as my assistant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Poor little Gail Porter.
I wonder how her lovely little bottom is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hairless
at a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# She's grown some tatties since the kids
so probably round and biteable, like her lovely little bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# She's got kids?!
Oh I'm not interested now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I believe she does, yes.
I am, she's way better now than she ever was before. She looks happier, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I haven't seen her recently
But there's nothing wrong with a completely hairless woman. It makes sci-fi roleplaying so much easier...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Watch the Gadget Show
she co-presents it with Grey Haired Awesome Chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Is that on one of those televisual broadcasts
that are available through a box with moving pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It most certainly is!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *googles*
She looks like one of the ladies from Alien Nation, I like that look.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Grey Haired Awesome Chap is very posh and Dadlike
I'd love to hug him call him Daddy, looking up to him with wide-open eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oh this is getting better and betterer!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# yes
but it's a church bell and you're too frail to pull the rope...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# also
the rope's snapped... I'm so sorry for your loss
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Argh, the badger training was a futile exercise
I shall train toucans to fly up and tap the bell with their beaks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I shall train badgers to do this for me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Yay!
I love how they're taking the drug-addicts and drinkers most.

Yay for government-sponsored drug-dealing!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# They're doing what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Fags *must* be up to over 6 quid...
almost a certainty...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# 2% rise in price tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# For crying out bloody loud!
*gets all cross*
*books Eurostar to go buy cheap smokes in Belgium*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# \o/
*has given up*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Square.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Stop it. That's what got me into it in the first place.
20 years later...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# The drug-addicts - us - smokers.
A sort of ... "captured market", if you will.

Nicotine - the LEGAL, TAXABLE addictive drug!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# We do less damage than daily mail readers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Very true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# and..... youths with Novas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# The Max Power demographic, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Yes. All caps and not enough belts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *office lol*
Only if they are modified though according to the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Just as long as it goes
to my new lung in 30 years, i'm not too fussed.
*coughs
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# We could all have new lungs installed
and pay for the theatre, drugs, anaesthetist, nurses and surgeons, and STILL have money left over from cigarette taxation.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# True. Smokers stats:
Contributions: £10bn pa

Cost: £1bn pa.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I knew the figures were something akin to those.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I BRAME IMIGENTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Cool
I want metal lungs and 3 nurses!

Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I want 3 metal nurses
wipeclean
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# titters!
Practical thinking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# No, their whole bodies, not just the...
Oh, I see what you mean.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahahahaha lolbudget
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# booo - this is gonna push my robo-hawking down the FP
DARLINGLOLS

ace as usual, monkey 'un
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# What is all this bollocks about getting money for scrapping cars?
has the world gone mad? There will be no retro cars left! bunch of winkers
Hello b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# There will if I have anything to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# MG BGT FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Caddy '59 eldorado convertible please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Oh... if we're talking perfect world then I'll have one of these:
www.datamancer.net/projects/56pickup/56pickup.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ooooh lovely.
Still the caddy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Like so?
www.datamancer.net/projects/rondel/rondel.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# a little!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# speaking of which...
who wants to buy my herald? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# its a headline grabbing wheeze
that is neither practical or helpful, it sounds good but is really aimed at stimulating growth in the motor industry (just like the other recent government funded initiative to invest in construction) when they should bloody realise that a)no one has any money to spend on new cars and houses anymore and b)their aiming investment at the very markets that were over-priced and over-saturated and were the most in need of, and to blame for, the recession
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# they need to lower taxes on fuel also
price of petrol goes down, price of transporting things goes down, cost of living goes down... its not rocket science
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahhahahah! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# haha, top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
#
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)