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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: TWITTER


It's officially the biggest thing since the last big thing, and will remain so until the next big thing comes along. It's ripe for one of b3ta's occasional one-word challenges. It's Twitter.

Image by Farmboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Just had a #pizza
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(__, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
#
I got a letter from the government
The other day
Opened it and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin' a damn, I said never.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# COMPO IT
(__, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# O_o
I read
"I plan to rape you as well
with my phone"
but that's what you meant anyway, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Don't listen to them
This is fucking genius. And I don't say "fucking" often, so you'd better be really fucking pleased I used that word on your picture. You fucking cunt.


p.s. swearing is actually really clever.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# woo
i still chortle at this. top FP
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Twatter
its full of twunts
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bird arts?


and



being my very latest ones...

edit: Thanks chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I love these
glad you've toned down the backgrounds too, makes the subject stand out more.
most pleasing :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Lovely sir :)
Barn Owl and a Redwing

I was listen to an owl today, not heard one during the day before
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Peregrine painted by my Missus
i41.tinypic.com/15zgg6.jpg
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# That is nice!
And moody!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Wow, that is bloody good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# thats the bastard that follows me in the woods
wonderful painting mind you, totally acenessy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Lovely!
How long does it take to do one of these?
And how do you get the birds to sit still? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Anywhere between an hour and a day, I 'spose.
Depends on how much 'the fear' takes me when drawing and how complex the picture. I always get this element of self-doubt when drawing, usually about a third of the way through, but it's slowly disappearing as I practice more. Nearly everyone on birdforum gets the same when doing artwork...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# can they be milked?
nice arts sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Those are lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
excellent and beautiful :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# These are very nice
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Lovely
Just absolutely lovely.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 7 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
# These are so good
that I've looked around to find my life empty and artless by comparison and now I'm very angry.
(hypernation, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Oh fucking hell, fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ^
it's going to be gash... gash I tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# It is going to die within 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# and have updates every half hour on it dying on it's arse for the next 7 days
/but limited to 140 characters
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Yes,
It is dying on it's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# And this was a majority vote was it?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# were all wondering on that one
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hmmm, hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Based on the current entries
2/3 of people believe it should be about birds.

So, birds it is. A clear majority has spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# HAIL MOTHERFUCKING BOIRDS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I better finish that other drawing...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# sorry
EPIC FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] repost of ketpidge

for the comp. only made it a couple o' days ago.
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# What?

(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hehe.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Its shit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# DON''T PANIC!
www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.23789~r.11188108 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I want one!
Can it be programmed to open an Emergency Kitten Picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I knew it
though I've never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# ^ I voted for this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# i was "browsing" the gossip column of the irish daily mail today
it said that one of our well known female tv presenters was following another well known female tv presenter on twitter,but she wasnt following her back,ooooooo dont you just love the daily mail
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I bet they love Podge and Rodge in the Irish Daily Mail :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Check list:
Twitter
Twitter Ye Not
Twatter
T'Water (*Yorkshire River/lake updates)
T'winter of our Discontent
Twunter
T'wetter (*Yorkshire Weather forecasting updates)

and lots of entries featuring Stephen Fry and Jonathan Ross (Twiffic)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# not one you voted for Archie?
and what happened to people doing stuff about who was actually running the world and what were they going to do with it?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# they can do what they like, that's why I suggested it was open ended
you'll also notice I didn't do an entry myself :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I did notice that and thought that was very poor show
lead by example man!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# haha, well how's this for open ended:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post415896

and evenin' fella, hope you're well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# so open ended it could turn all the way back in on itself and end the world


I think I'll get back to making a cardboard tea machine for a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# but cardboard tea doesn't sound very tasty
can you get de-corrugated teabags?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I liked your useless technology suggestion.
*wants a jet powered coffee cup*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I thought it had legs
not the cup, the suggestion :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Pasanonic sig line...
"so I just compo anything with a bird in it, right?"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# 5-1 odds on that
*places £20
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Cue Frankie Howerd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
 
 
 
 
If anyone would like to buy the above space to whine about the image challenge, please gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# i don't really care to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Mini - Challenge
First person to get Stephen Fry to Twitter about this image challenge
with reference to an image they've made gets a B3ta T Shirt on me.
offer ends when next challenge comes around
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# That's an awesome challenge and I've a top idea for it
but fear the person who did the Stephen Fry on the lavvy caricature has already won, or will with a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# there is this to consider:
only one rule however;
to get the T Shirt, either the image needs to be linked in a 'tweet' from him, or your b3ta username needs to be part of Mr. Fry's 'tweet' on the subject.
first to get there this week gets the T Shirt
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I don;t have a twitter account, I'm not sure how I would get his attention about it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] birds you say?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Twitter?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# hahahah
how did you get access to Fraser's webcam strem?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 6 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# one word challenge but lets make it a brand name.....well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 21:02, archived)