How did I never realise this before?
The fascist rabbit out of Watership Down, and the leader of Britain's best-loved bunch of Nazi twats...

Uncanny.
( somegreybloke, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Nick Griffiths was patently meant to be stillborn.
Something terrible happened and that bag of oddments and assorted wank lived.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

i saw a pro abortion advert once with the premise that "your baby could grow up to be hitler!"

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Works for me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

At last, reasoned argument!
:)
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

doesn't really work as your baby could also have grown up to cure cancer of the aids
think of that next time you're wanking over a map of scotland! hmm?!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Have you been watching me?

( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

the weather girl hates it when I do that

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

XD

( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

Do you shout "LET IT RAAAIINN!!" when you spunk?

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

what happens if your babby grows up to be the cancer of the aids curing hitler?
WHAT THEN!?!?!

edit: and just think of how many pages of the map of scotland book would be stuck toghether in that situation!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Kill the spawn!

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

nick griffin should have been a blow job

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

Not even
he should have been a sticky duvet cover and an embarrassed 14 year old hurrying down to the washing machine at 5 in the morning.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

You've thought about this quite a bit, haven't you?
We have to be grateful for the boxer that fucked up his eye,
It must have added a lot to his general unpleasantness.
Because much as we like to shit on this turd of a person,
we still like to do so on the grounds of his appearance.

/irony blog
( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Men in glass houses shouldn't chuck rocks
and boss eyed bags of lard shouldn't appear to judge people on their exteriors.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

He wasn't hit by a boxer.
That's just his conscience trying to escape his face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

See, this is why I talk a lot of pollotics, I get to well angry
and passionate about it all. So I say out of it, in order to keep myself calm and not kill anyone
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

hahaha, fantastic resemblance. Speaking of which, did anyone else catch this 'similarity' in Private Eye this week?

uncanny, right down to the 'shopping :)!
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

She's sort of beautiful, in an androgynous way.
When she's a grown up she's really going to turn some heads.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

meh, she looks like you'd have to marry her before she let you touch her boobs

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

An actress? HAH.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

she just looks really boring
like, no fun at all. all cello practice and platonic friendships with posh gay men
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

A younger Keira, so to speak

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

she's really grown of me recently,
ever since mrs monstrinho made up a dirty little story of a honey covered threeway in a bedroom moment
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

It's a front,
come Saturday night she's in a rubber mask down the Torture Garden like the rest of us.

er.....right?
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

DAD?!
O_O
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Office\0/
...where's my coat?
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

*glee*
:D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

she could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

Why do men say that like it's a good thing?
Do you really want us to suck so hard we burst loads of capillaries? REALLY?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

there's probably a japanese word for that

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

haha!

( somegreybloke, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Mine's about the size of a capillary.

( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

wouldn't say no

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Really?!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

To be honest
I don't like getting blown. Except that time she swallowed, that was nice.
But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that.

I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

You say grubby like it's a bad thing.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

i read that as "go down on myself"
i was thinking you were a lucky man
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

6'2"
Not happening. :(
( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

you might have a huge cock
or not enough ribs or summat
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Plenty of ribs
cock like a decorative teaspoon.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

HAHAHAH
EDIT: oh you DIDN'T say "go down on myself'
*carries on
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Really? That'd disappoint me
I'm very happy to do the do, although just as happy to receive it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I'm old fashioned
aka boring.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Pretty sure oral sex predates Christ etc
but fair enough.

As long as you're happy, poppet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Happy? Dude.
I haven't had as much as a pat on the head in 5 years. :(
( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Come here and I shall give you a really big hug and a kiss on the bonce.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Awww xxx

( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Eeeee *hug*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

"excuse me love could you not suck so hard"

nope sorry, doesn't sound right
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

It's not about the suction,
it's about the friction.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

It's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

then you spring a leak and it's all over

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

i don't know, we could try it.
might be fun
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Maybe we are just too cheap to buy a proper vacuum cleaner.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Oh, little Jewu.
Not a mental image I was prepared for.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

YES

( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

hehe....
see also: "chrome off a trailer hitch"
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

See, I've had those things said about me before
and I always thought it was quite insulting, I've got much more finesse.

I wonder if other women think that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Not you, pickle
merely the expression.

*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Oh I know
I just know women that say it about themselves and I always think 'why would you deliberately make it sound as if you've got the skills of an overeager 15 year old with Downs?'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Self image issues, I'm guessing.
Either that, or they enjoy disabling their male suitors.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Goodness only knows
but it always makes me wince a bit internally.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

oh you and your sexy talk

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

You'll never see it on here.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

a roll of gaffa tape and a half pound lump hammer says you're wrong

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

You think I'm joking.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I feel that Lump and Sledgehammers are not used enough in games/films/horror movies.
It's always clawhammers or chainsaws or axes. I want to see someone struggle to wield a sledgehammer and then take someone's entire face off when they swing it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

fire extinguishers for the arthouse french win.

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

And when she gets the sex change, she really will

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Yes she will
Fiver says she will have one before she is 30
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I'm going to go with 35

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

ok then, done

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

done :)

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

And you wonder why you've got over 1000 posts per week on the stats board?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

No one else was talk to me, so I might as well talk to myself :P

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

yeah, I saw that
edit: yes

antiatheism.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dawkins_richard.jpg
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Or more specifically
her eyes and mouth. Or they've given her his. I can't tell.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

they've given him, hers.
here's 'his' original...
jasoncrane.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dawkinsrichard_lres.gif
different eye colour for a start :)
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

christ, I didn't know he was married to Lalla Ward

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Oh yes
on his book tours the Lady Romana reads from them

I was fortunate enough to catch TGD at Oxford
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

ha ha that is some nice and very subtle work :D
Rightio I'm orf for a pint who's joining me?
Edit: get your bums to Lincolnshire and the beer is on me anytime! (lives across market square from pub blog)
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

me!

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Me!
It's my birthday tomorrow. Which is near enough today for my liking.
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

ME

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

me!

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

hahahahahah!
top 'shop :D
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

thats a morph surely?

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I hope so
Her face is worrying me
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

well I came

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

blimey! :D

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

yes
but you're a week late!

I'm still thinking of sending them a picture of Hislop shopped to look like someone else as a response.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

And Watershipdown (the place) is just as bad

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

hahaha
brilliant! :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

hahahaha
fasctastic!
( printmeister a wilful convulsion of brute natu, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

he'd also look good skinned, gutted and thrown into boiling hot water

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

*starts petition*

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

or salt

( Cockweasle, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

or shit

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Bob Mills bummed David Bowie and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

hahahaha :) *hearty lols*

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

mmm Bob Mills
I bet he is a good cuddler
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

whilst i do not approve of nationalists
i would die fighting to ensure their and any others right to free speech.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I think I'd probably just think 'meh' and put the kettle on
THAT'S THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY TODAY
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Such is Woundwort's monument -
and, perhaps, it would not have displeased him.
( joefish wonders if planting 3 trees offsets enough methane, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)